Savage Spider-Woman

The Snarky Spider. REALLY, I’m not very nice. 🎶Stranded with this bitch called hope🎶 TeamSad’s dedicated HulkHandler //possible triggers for abuse&terminology

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

// Notes from behind the 🕷💃
1) Mostly ignores Hopeless canon. No Gerry. No Roger
2)semi-retired from SWORD
3)Former Avenger
4)faked her death + is in hiding
5) Slightly AU to current Hulk canon

For a Jess with Gerry (still no Roger) I have @SpiderMumJess who is also available

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

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[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

@LukaNieto @SpiderWomnDaily //actually spies/spiders should wear dark blue or deep purple not black, but yeah it’s atrocious

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

//and here’s me not working. Ugh.//

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

//for now know that if a ‘bunch’ of b or c tier characters are harassing you or someone you know it’s only like four or five people and they are cruel and unkind without warrant and beyond belief. Don’t let them get to you friends

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

// that same nasty little group of losers that like to pretend they’re more than five strong are still out there actively chasing people off accounts. I’ll be posting UNs here later once I’m able to collect as many as I can.

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 15 Nov 2011 (via @twi_age).

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

//my Jess is currently benched but this about sums her up except that she never gets credit. Every day her feet hit the ground and she’s not a supervillain she’s beating her own brain, and she’s a damn HERO think about that//

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

//I named my daughter Nyah. I struggled with the spelling as I didn’t want people to pronounce it Knee-uh. //

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name?

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“Both, definitely both but meant the first bit.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"Because they don't lie or because they're pretty?"

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“Funny, went green myself for the same reason.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"...I'm just gonna get a little bonsai. At least they don't lie to me."

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“They’ve a vascular system do not entirely.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"So are we...wasting water watering them?"

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“S’jumped up moss, more or less, no seeds or flowers.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"Wait, hold on, if a fern isn't a plant then what even is it? And why do people like them so much?"

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“I’m fairly certain a fern could outsmart you and s’not even a proper plant.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"...You didn't mean the little bonsai, did you? I'm way smarter than a bonsai! And a fern!"

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“Groot s’not an actual tree.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"Groot knows a /lot/ about inter-dimensional travel, you know."

[Savage Spider-Woman @ProperJess]

“Yes, but then so is a tree.”

[Cʟɪɴᴛ Bᴀʀᴛᴏɴ @FallsOnCars]

"He's way smarter than me and it gets me all kinds of bamboozled."