𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥.

Peter B. Parker from Into The Spiderverse. "𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐑-𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐒𝐍'𝐓 𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐌𝐒..". 18+. MS.

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

"𝘼𝙡𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙥𝙚𝙤𝙥𝙡𝙚, 𝙡𝙚𝙩'𝙨 𝙙𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚.."

𝙋𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝘽. 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙠𝙚𝙧.

𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆 𝗔𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗦𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿-𝗠𝗮𝗻

"𝗜𝘁 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝘆 𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁!"

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

“People. ‘Bread’ is a metaphor for care and attention. As a foodie, I love to use foods to express how I feel..”

[Spider-Man @TrueLifeSpidey]

"I know I can do better. If I just had another chance to give you the bread that you deserve." #SpiderMan #Marvel #PeterParker #SpiderVerse

[Gwenpool (Whatsername) @FatesHinge]

I’ll throw my two cents into this pot-

Mama Gwen McDonald’s Meal:

Two Cheeseburger Meal:

No onions-

In fact, ditch all those veggies and double up on pickles.

Make that shit a medium.

Dr. Pepper, no ice - because we don’t know what the heck is in that.

And we’re all set.💕

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

This kid's brain is fried, other me.

[Spider-Man @TrueLifeSpidey]

Well then you already have the answer. Kids these days...you make it so complicated for yourself.

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

No

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

I don't hate kids..

I mean.. we were all good until you got the suit and then you started acting weird..

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

Yeah I think I know that

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

Yep!

And not just me..

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

Jeez, someone hates kids

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

@TrueLifeSpidey Yes!

Michael Jackson, Dire Straits, Pink Floyd, and.. Queen

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

𝗖𝘂𝗹𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸.

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

If you're talking about Gwen.. I don't wanna hear it..

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

She was all bad bad, nevertheless

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

Keep who in check?

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

Needless to say I keep her in check

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

what?

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

Nah, I’ll still listen to his songs, especially Sunflower, oh! Guess what

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

Fair enough.

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

Double steak, onion and Alfredo sauce on a pan pizza.

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

.......

You millenials need to listen to some oldies.

Forget Post Malone stuff.

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

Peter, you’re like 45, of course I haven’t

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

You haven't heard of Weird-Al Yankovic?

[𝗟.𝗛 | ルイス @Sxven_Times]

What the hell?

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

Watch Weird Al make a parody song called, “Peter Be A Failure Parker”

[Spider-Man @TrueLifeSpidey]

Can't believe I have to say this again but...Spider-Man doesn't wear a cape! #SpiderMan #Marvel #PeterParker #SpiderVerse

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

What’s your favorite pizza?

[Deanna Black @TheWildling]

That and the sticking to walls thing.

[𝗣𝗘𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗕. 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥. @SpiderScrewup]

“I always act like an idiot, Poole..”

[Gwenpool (Whatsername) @FatesHinge]

Raises an eyebrow.

Takes note, “Peter acting weird, time: 12:46pm, date: dec. 19, 2020”

[† Rahney † @Wolfssbanee]

"𝘈𝘳𝘧."
† An independent portrayal of Rahne Sinclair/Wolfsbane †
† 616 †
† Canon/Au canon †
† Experienced †
† Ships with chem/multiship †

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