🚨 WOW! Artemis II Pilot Victor Glover just gifted President Trump a NASA flight jacket — with the Artemis mission patch, and "45-47"
"When we were in your office, you lavished us with gifts and your time, we mentioned getting YOU one of these blue flight jackets. Here, we have your flight jacket today."
"It is GREAT to be able to give this to you in front of everyone."
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I hate Poland. Ever since I moved here, my life has gotten so much worse.
I pay less than 10% tax.
People leave racks of On shoes out with a sign: "Just try them."
My mom walks home alone at night in Warsaw and doesn't even call me anymore.
I wear a Rolex here without thinking twice. My laptop got stolen in Berlin.
I started a 25-person company in 3 weeks. In Germany, I'd probably still be waiting for a notary appointment.
Poland has made life way too easy.
Survivors at our press conference announced they are privately compiling their own Epstein list.
They would be sued into homelessness for naming names, but @RepMTG and I are willing to name names in the House of Representatives under Constitutional “speech or debate” immunity.
Jaws Drop as Bill Maher Schools Neil deGrasse Tyson on “Trusting the Science”
TYSON: “I’m trying to put credit back to doctors... But sometimes you don’t sound that way. That’s what worries me.”
MAHER: “Well, You’re the guy who doesn’t understand why the WNBA team can’t beat the Lakers. You’re supposed to be the scientist, and you couldn’t even admit that... This is not your field. You’re not a doctor.”
TYSON: “No, no, but I’m a scientist!”
MAHER: “That’s not a doctor. No, no, hold on. That’s not a doctor.”
TYSON: “I'm a scientist!”
MAHER: “You know what? When I get a goiter on Uranus, I’ll call you.”
(Room Goes Insane)
Elon Musk buys MSNBC
Joe Rogan opens for Rachel Maddow’s old spot to christen the new Media
Megyn Kelly takes a prime time slot
Scott Jennings given free rein to clown everybody
A version of The View without the rabies
The Babylon Bee makes their own late night show
@elonmusk My favorite quote of his:
"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." – Thomas Sowell
1972, a HOPI spiritual elder explains the prophecy
Including the “man in the red hat”
Cheif Seattle claimed the white mans God “Jesus* and the Great Spirit are one in the same.
Are we living through the end times? A cleansing of this land?
You’re goin to want to watch this