Andrew DeVore

27, A Losing Game, Tenured Gatekeeper, Apple Stacker

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A coyote and a badger travel together.

Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. They can even be more successful hunting prairie dogs and ground squirrels when they work in tandem. https://t.co/hb2aHVJINN

[James Rehwald @JamesRehwald]

A capitalist visited my workplace to teach us a valuable lesson

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

hbo outdid themselves with this one 👏

[Andrew DeVore @SpikeLee57]

@TJ_HoozYoDaddy @NolanPotter Bug Man & Lazy Shadow guy tho

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

me when i want ants https://t.co/Vv3LbUkcPK

[the kippy show @kip_mc_]

some days you just gotta park like an asshole and move on with your life

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

🤫🤫🤫 @DVBBS

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Brendan Fraser's acceptance speech for The Whale at the #CriticsChoiceAwards

[the kippy show @kip_mc_]

biggest realization of my 20s is knowing we are all fucking disgusting for not using bidets

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

No piece of comedy is as funny as your friend accidentally saying a word a little bit wrong

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

It takes a good six-year-old with a gun to stop a bad six-year-old with a gun.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

regular gym goers during the entire month of january

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

This Frank Gore knockout is CRAZY 😳🔥

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Ref couldn’t wait to throw this flag.

[Tom Cruise @TomCruise]

A special message from the set of #MissionImpossible @MissionFilm

[drake c. toll show, westwood one @drakectollshow]

that time oklahoma’s mike leach created an entirely fake play sheet to go up 17-0 on texas.

it’s far and away my favorite leach story. he was the only one crest enough to ever do it.

[dream song 4 @chickenpaprika]

Every sentence of this bio is funnier than the last

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Happy Thanksgiving 🏈

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Italian pedophile: she’s a ten