Luke Dansie

Jack of all trades, master of none

[Luke Dansie @Spikesummers]

@g__j 39362!

[Luke Dansie @Spikesummers]

@stevenmarkryan 50% - Freetrade in the UK

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Introducing your 2025/26 Coca-Cola Golden Glove winner… David Raya 💫

The @Arsenal goalkeeper’s tally of 18 clean sheets cannot be matched! 👏

[Brian Halligan @bhalligan]

I don't remember where I found this, but its spot on.

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

I’m selling stuff on eBay to pay for eBay

https://t.co/REaITX9iXr

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

Proposal to acquire eBay.
https://t.co/FwjcxbDmyt

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Just started Tesla Robotaxi drives in Austin with no safety monitor in the car.

Congrats to the @Tesla_AI team!

If you’re interested in solving real-world AI, which is likely to lead to AGI imo, join Tesla AI. Solving real-world AI for Optimus will be 100X harder than cars.

[Max Verstappen @Max33Verstappen]

Yes!!! Incredible strategy @redbullracing, what a team 👏 We’re still in it 💪

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

Hannah on the decision to pit early under SC: "On that inlap, we're hearing 'Oh- McLaren are staying out' and everyone is like 'are you sure?? are you sure you want to pit?' and I was like 'yeahhh, I really do"

"I thought, no, thats definitely the right thing to do."

[Tesla @Tesla]

Q3 2025

Production: 447,450
Deliveries: 497,099
Energy storage deployments: 12.5 GWh

A record for both deliveries & deployments

Our Q3 Earnings Call will be streamed live on X on October 22 at 4:30pm CT →

https://t.co/FIVvJz9yJ8

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

not bad for a piece of crap retailer

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If one immigrates to any given country, they must respect the laws and culture of that country and contribute to that country to the best of their ability, doing no harm.

That applies to ALL countries.

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

After 18 years, this bug is finally fixed.

[Tesla Europe, Middle East & Africa @teslaeurope]

Full drive through London, UK 🇬🇧

FSD Supervised is pending regulatory approval

[Tesla Europe, Middle East & Africa @teslaeurope]

Roundabout final boss

FSD Supervised tackling Swindon Magic Roundabout in 🇬🇧

[Ryan Cohen @ryancohen]

If this reaches six figures I will include my underwear

https://t.co/RCUlyiVpfa

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

Ladies and gentlemen, I've officially posted my way to the top:

I'm joining @X as Head of Product.

𝕏 is the most important social network in the world. It's where internet culture originates and where the world's most influential people convene.

Finding my community and building an audience on 𝕏 has impacted my life more than any single thing: it's unlocked friendships, professional opportunities and it's even where I met my girlfriend.

While I already spend every waking hour on this app, I'll now be spending that time helping others unlock that same value. And we'll certainly be leveraging the power of Grok to create hyper-relevant timelines and help people understand everything that's happening.

Thanks @elonmusk and the 𝕏 team for inviting me to work on the product that I live and breathe.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

it’s go time baby