David

Gruff Rhys may well sing Slashed wrists this Christmas but for me broken elbows would be more appropriate !!!

[David @Spikeyorks]

@SkyNews No 'Spare' coppers for Harry?

[David @Spikeyorks]

@Reuters He was surprised that there were no police going 'Spare'.

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@MattChorley Promoting our Great British Resorts by picking all the 💩💩💩 out of the sea. He could even do a round Britain tour promoting his efforts and could probably write a crap book after.

[David @Spikeyorks]

@Joust_A_Minute Do you think they're stuck up?

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🎤 "These near-miss you night's. Are the longest".
#ASongOrMovieForLuck

[David @Spikeyorks]

@Telegraph I can remember moving house 26 years ago and then not being able to get an NHS dentist after. The (non-existant) system has been broken for far longer than most commentators think.

[David @Spikeyorks]

@absolutegazelle She should Soo.

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@NoContextBrits "Don't forget me".

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@chrisshipitv Perhaps they should have a 'Spare' car for these situations?

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@SkyNews This is quite a catchy response to Boris (the clown) and any clones that followed.
https://t.co/hy0rmDDrPs

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@GuidoFawkes That's our Rishi.
Smashing records left right and centre.

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@theipaper @ipaperviews TBF the banks ARE acting.

Acting like they don't give a sh1t about the rest of us.

[David @Spikeyorks]

@manslaper And a quick lay 👍

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I will always glove you 🥊#RejectedEurovisionSongs

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@MirrorPolitics He needs to be very careful with what he says.
Us pensioners are coming for him.

[David @Spikeyorks]

@MooseAllain You've been framed?

[David @Spikeyorks]

@SkyNews "But, fortunately, bankers bonuses have been reinstated".

[David @Spikeyorks]

"Muppet on a String".
#RejectedEurovisionSongs

[David @Spikeyorks]

"Brace Man".
#RejectedEurovisionSongs