Millions of desperate people want to cross their northern border, illegally if necessary, to live in a land with more freedom and opportunity.
You see where I’m going with this.
Remember when Trump said they already had the votes?
Remember when Trump said no one would ever have to vote again?
Remember when Trump said he & Mike Johnson had "a little secret"?
Remember how fast Elon & Trump became friends?
I definitely do 😡
So, people that voted by mail are doing the Track My Vote thing, all 20 million that voted D that have reported so far say they were told they didn't vote. Including my cousin and sister. Two different states. 20 million missing Democrat votes and Kamala is going to call trump at 4 pm today to concede? WTF!!!!
@Brendan_Duke deserves more credit for quantifying one of the most-cited stats this election. I have a few apolitical friends who turned anti-Trump after seeing how his tariff policies would hike their yearly costs.
Trump will screw over American consumers—spread the word!
Kamala, take my palmala.
The American people want to stop the chaos and end the dramala.
With a cool new step-mamala.
Get back in our pajamalas and watch a rom-comala.
Like Legally Blondela.
And start decorating for Christmas, fa la la lala.
Because what do we always say?
Keep Kalmala and carry onala.
Well done, SNL 👏