Northern Monkey

Always keep your ability to laugh at yourself, that way when you laugh at others for being chumps there is nothing they can say.
Work hard be happy.

[Northern Monkey @Spirit_Chief]

@RadioGenoa tubby mare

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@lara_222_ @JamieHolsgrove @WirralCouncil That's because they are fiscally inept.

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@BBCScrumV You can get used to calling it whatever you want I will still be calling it Twickenham.

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@andersleijersta Yes.

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@LeoKearse Oompa lumpa lumpadi do I'm going stop a riot for you.

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@GBNEWS What an odious shit weasel that excuse of a man is.

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@BlickyIan Where did you find one with no dents?

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@NormanBrennan @barneyr96561658 @YvetteCooperMP We have to remember that their power only comes from consent and mutual respect, and unfortunately in recent times their bias against the indigenous populous has meant a massive drop in the respect that populous has for them. You only have to look at ITV "Piglets" to see that.

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@juneslater17 Leaving us in the hands of Lilo Lil.

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@andersleijersta The conservatives in the their left of centre mode are unelectable.

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@80s_Kidz My first proper job.

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@TutaPrivacy Mint mate

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@realMattToomer Too cowardly. He'll talk to chief plods, and when it gets worse blame them.

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@jonnybraham @benonwine Thicky Ed's thicky wife. I know it's more than two words, but felt the need to correct your answer. 😎

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@benonwine Unemployable.

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@itsfoss Abhorrence of both Microsoft and Apple for their substandard hard and software, and their sharp practices dealing with competition. Since swapping to Linux (8 years) I have grown to love the assistance given to users, be it from the developers or forums.

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@Christo03770888 Never found it particularly funny.

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@benonwine I would support deportation just for the haircut.

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@SoVeryBritish Being an adult, I don't eat items that I don't like. Therefore I only eat sandwiches containing the correct ingredients and thus nothing ruins it.

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@RadioGenoa The place is Londonderry in Northern Ireland. Careful, semantics matter, particularly at this time of year.