Spiritual IT

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

If you feel like whenever you touch something goes wrong, please remember that being able to reproduce the issue is usually the most important part of fixing a bug!
#motivational #it #coding #programming #spirituality

[Forrest Brazeal @forrestbrazeal]

Today in things that nobody stopped me from doing:

The AWS Elastic Load Balancer Yodel Rag.

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Are pentesters basically the vaccines of IT-landscapes?
Vile and weird creatures, yes, but still helpful in their vile and weird way, right?

#vaccinate #Pentesting

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

DBMS is just an anagram for BDSM.

[zaкovsкa @sanjazakovska]

Devs watching QA test the product

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

It's not a "data breach".
It's a surprise backup!
#wisdom #eternaltruth #spirituality #dontknowtheoriginalsource

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

You are not overworked, you are under-ticketed!
#LiveLoveJira #spiritual #rething #woke #it #programming

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Become less attached to physical things and focus on your experiences only!

Don't think: "I need more servers!".
Think: "I need server less".

#CloudNative #spiritual #helpful #cloud #AWS

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

"The only way to guarantee failure is to never try it."
However, you have the power to decide what success is. Therefor if you define failure as your ultimate goal, you'll never have to try to do anything.

- Confusius *01.01.2020 - 31.12.2020

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Jira is nothing you can simply "learn". Jira is something you have to feel and live by. Jira is not just a project management tool. It's a way of life.

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Gods of programming: #Perl, Goddess of encryption and security. Sacrifice readability and get in-place RSA encryption
#prayForProlog

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

What about love?
As in "I'd love to dropkick that blade out of it's rack".
#loveOps https://t.co/aYFk26PoSz

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

@fadenb Maybe now would be a good time to praise our new robot overlords?
#doomba #wallE

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

#Coding gods #4: #Scala,
the feature hydra. Whenever you chop off a feature, two new ones are created.
#codingGods #tech

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Coding God #3:
Java, god of legacy. Sacrifice coolness and gain verbosity along with developers of all ages and operating systems.
#codeGods

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

CodingGod number 2:
Prince #Javascript: protector of new frameworks. Sacrifice types for colors, popularity and hype.
#coding #codingGods

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

#COBOL: God of longevity and money. Sacrifice your soul and you will be blessed with money!

#codingGods #saint #coding #spiritual

[WIRED @WIRED]

This is what you get when algorithms design chairs: https://t.co/mn0C1cjve1

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

@motanelu depending on what you want to do, try praying...Or d3 that is.

[Spiritual IT @Spiritual_IT]

Talking to a #frontend guy:
https://t.co/1L5mPXMehi