Jim Newton

Absolutely NO DMs about cryptocurrency!!! I don't give a rat's ass about it! Thank you--mgmt

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@yeeeerika @Syrup_Tishus

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@Nattaliavos So lumpy

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@kevin_nealon Back in Black

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"How did the almond flour cookies you made turn out?"

"Godawful in every conceivable way."

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@kipconlon By crawling out of the bathroom window

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So sad to hear about Daveigh Chase. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite films (and we share a birthday).

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@harrypetsanis Donnie Brasco

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@JustAMomNamedMM I assume you have to sign a waiver when you land in Australia

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@DiscussingFilm The Ring, Donnie Darko, Big Love

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@tarastrong Donnie Darko is one of my favorites. Really sad.

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*stretches arms overhead*

*ceiling fan chops off hands*

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@GenXTalks1 That'll learn 'em

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@bustertheskacat To be honest, it doesn't look like she'd listen

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@kevin_nealon Air Bud's Day Off

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@GenTXer2 Living Colour

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@dankcharnley That's my favorite Taylor Swift record

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@UndercoverIndy You said "levitating hardwood"...

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@TV_Fanatic_Girl Greatest film ever made

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

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Elon Musk just became the world's first trillionaire. Meanwhile:

Me pointing to a co-worker's half-eaten sandwich: "Are you gonna finish that?"