Fire Pit

I provide entertainment and heat while my damn owner drinks with his delinquent friends & talks like a trucker. I'm f@*kin hot!

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@TravisDakin As a 42yr old male I recognize a shoulder injury when I see one. Tanev is def done….

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What a find. WHAT.A.FIND
#feedme

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🖕u winter
#ImBack

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@rcb38 not enough booze consumed for clothes off yet. Very soon tho

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@rcb38 @bejarv I'm confident we have better prizes next weekend

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@chadsevers11 back at ya bud!
#liveshot

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😴 *yawns, wipes eyes* I'M BACK BABY! +7 tomorrow, time to light this joint up 🔥🌭🍔🍻

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Perfect evening to get it going, been a long winter! Opening night, summer 2015 w/ a special lil guest
#summerlovin

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@chadsevers11 I approve! Enjoy the game. I here I'll be hosting some parties next year while we watch some Connor kid play.

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+5 in Jan! Get your sorry asses out of the house, clean me off, light me up & turn me loose tonight. LETS DO IT

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@chadsevers11 it's love at first sight! Is she single? Does she put out on first date? At least 2nd base?

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@gkbarrett you have some water nearby to douse those raging flames if need be? Some firepits can be real obnoxious assholes to extinguish

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. @thebrownbowski seen a disturbing pic from last night - appears you're having an illicit sexual affair with an out of town Firepit! 😭

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@bejarv @tylerspitzer1 you lookin for some #friends & #fire? Come north fella, come north....

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@gkbarrett fire is roaring. 2/3 lit guests couldn't handle the fun, gone to bed. Still adults & 1 baby around. Everyone welcome
#s'mores

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A few first timers making a visit tonight - including my youngest guests ever. Welcome! Be wary of @Hoodlum04 lurking

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Set-up complete! Time to dance....

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Gettin things ready to go! But please, if you see this guy, tell him we're not doin anything tonight, nothing goin on

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“@TravisDakin: @SpitzFirepit are you partying? I can't find any friends. Someone talk to me.” -OUTTA CONTROL KID
#sexeverywhere

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Started the season off right last night!