Paul

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[Paul @SplashMan]

“I will aim to divert discourse away from the $65,000* question”.

He cares not one wit about the people impacted by the events in question.

*£5,000,000

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

I will deliver an emergency address to the nation at 8am. 🚨

[Paul @SplashMan]

@otokyo Tate

[Paul @SplashMan]

Shart

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

What's the name of this band? ⤵️

[Paul @SplashMan]

Chicken on Pizza

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

what needs to go in here

[Paul @SplashMan]

@TommyAllard23 @yankeedraft Great footage…

[Paul @SplashMan]

@TrumpDailyPosts Trump

[Paul @SplashMan]

Sad little grifter KLAXON. @Nigel_Farage just disappear with your £5m and stop fucking things up for the rest of us who will never amass anything like that, greedy bastard.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

My security team just found this journalist from The Guardian at my property.

This is exactly why I need security.

Completely unacceptable.

[Paul @SplashMan]

@NoContextBrits @BlasterCommon He’s come back a chuckle brother.

[Paul @SplashMan]

@Gideon_Osboner 👀 where you been?

[Paul @SplashMan]

@beck1sm2 The now eyes look smiley. Great work L x

[Paul @SplashMan]

Got to be a parody account, tell me it’s true!

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this

Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

This is a very moving and reverent moment in American history. Absolutely no American president has ever loved or read the Bible as much as Trump, so he deserves this

Jesus, himself a great American who literally wrote the Bible, would be honored

[Paul @SplashMan]

@3YearLetterman 😂😂😂😂 so . funny .

You gotta add ‘parody account’ to your bio.

[Paul @SplashMan]

UTTER KNOB KLAXON.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

GM

[Paul @SplashMan]

Fingers crossed that the knuckle draggers did some research into Farridge, enough to realise they aren’t on his “I’ll make your life better radar”.

Don’t want to go to sleep perchance those people have us following a MAGA parallel in the UK when we wake up.

[Paul @SplashMan]

Matcha virgin, incoming...

[Paul @SplashMan]

😂😂😂

[Miss Chief 🤨 @Midge1415]

@EricTrump @realDonaldTrump Be much more fitting to name an asylum after him. He’s not knitting with both needles 🙄

[Paul @SplashMan]

@SueJ1973 We need you for ‘over 50s tsar’! 😀❤️

[Paul @SplashMan]

@ArundelXVI @JohnHann04 Guess you missed my apology, thanks for paying attention. I'm 60, too old to try to be an influencer, too young to be dead, the right age to know I don't need to buy a blue tick....

....Hang on though, your feed is REALLY interesting, seriously 👍🏼

[Paul @SplashMan]

He is deluded, problem is so many people are deluded which means řeform might do well.