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@VIRILE_BEARD One becomes their own boss at that point

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@flaviusvalens1 Omg this rocks! Wish it was my size

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@oigevalt The ear fur 🥹

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@VIRILE_BEARD It’s an honest living

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@ChrisCrackNDC First thing I said when I saw the new single was “I know chris named this song”

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@NiallHorn You should use more acronyms

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@GraceSpelman Anyone who believes in earnest that new music stinks just isn’t trying or is purposefully a grump

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@ZeroSuitCamus And we should thank them for their service!!

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@airstream1969 @spencerpratt Is everything okay, Craig?

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I was weakened at Bernie’s

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@LVL_UPCards Brother, I’m a jets fan, but to have Geno anywhere above “probably not” is malpractice

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@BlightYoakam Suspenders add + 20Db

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@deathisforming Ayyyy fuck yeah!

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@BabylonFace 🌽 🏀 💩

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@Fozettt @AlwaysPetrie

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@Dub__A @threadreaderapp unroll

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@Marv1nDemon You might be on to something

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@zmoney198 Rest in power, king

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Spoiler alert, Ted Lasso fans!