SponCom

Quotes from SponCom rehearsals, the Resident Improv Troupe at the Boston University School of Theatre

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I like to win at sex.
-A. Bortnick

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We’re improvising tomorrow night at the GSU! Join us at 11:30 pm!

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Go to hell, you Alabama hag!
-A. Bardwell-Evans

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“I ripped my hair out of my head and shoved it down the toilet in PROTEST.”
-A. Bortnick

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“I need the violins to be louder, Thomas!”
-A. Bardwell-Evans, as a train conductor.

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“I love me some pirates.”
-A. Bortnick

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“I come down here to attract you old ladies with my righteous rump.”
—P. Walsh

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“I’ve been working at the 7-11 since before I’ve had hair on my legs.”
-C. Garcia

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Happy Thanksgiving to all of BU School of Theatre!

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We have officially decided to pursue cyber bullying. Goodnight all.

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@ucbcomedy We're performing at 3pm on Sunday the 25th at the Cabaret venue. Visit https://t.co/Mh71YHEa1T for more info!

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Well, that means you'll just have to come see us perform at @ucbcomedy at the 19th Del Close Marathon! #dcm19

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What's that you say? You're New York based and DYING to see Spon perform?

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Congratulations to all members of the class of 2017, and much love to Abby, Joe, and Olivia! Best of luck!

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What time is it?

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It's the most important night in the entertainment industry: the night before our show! See you tomorrow night at 10 in the TheatreLab!

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Happy holidays from your friends in SponCom!

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Are you coming to the show tonight at nine?

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"Skip Doolittle is gonna be at the wedding."- P. Walsh