Spontaneous Mom

40+ mommy of spontaneous ID twin boys. Swimming through the days one--I mean, two--steps at a time trying to keep my coffee cup, body, and mind steady.

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

I have a record of things I can’t eat from a stomach virus & now I have lists I can’t eat after my kids’ virus! Goodbye, @shakeshack! Goodbye @dominos! #imissu

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

I sure hope all the tiny pieces I pick up will one day lead to great college scholarships. The pain is great but the payback is high! 🤪#legomom @LEGO_Group #twinmom

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

Some days you just need a hit from a @hallmarkchannel movie. Give me something cheery & bright & maybe a snowball fight! 😂#momlife #somuchlaundry #twinmom

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Best parenting advice I have for new parents:
There is no advice.
It’s hard.
It’s amazing.
Everyone around you will have a different opinion on everything.
I hope you like to pee with an audience.
Good luck.

[Step2 @thestep2company]

Playtime is just what the doctor ordered!

[Candace Cameron Bure @candacecbure]

Tweet and Retweet to vote for me for the Kids' Choice Awards -- #VoteCandaceCameronBure #KCA."

[Houston Chronicle @HoustonChron]

A man who lives near the Medical Center captured video this morning of a giant plume of smoke spreading across Houston from a petrochemical fire in Deer Park overnight. Message us your photos and videos. https://t.co/xL2zylZbEG (Guy Casey)

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

“Mommy, I can’t talk to you right now because I’m busy. I can’t talk Mommy. Or hug you. I’m busy working.” 🙄🤗#ToddlerInChief #toddlertalk

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

We’ve moved to toddler beds finally, but they still call to be picked up in the morning! Oh well. I’ll go with it! #toddlersgrowingup #twintoddlers

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

We finally got the sides of the cribs down and are living large in toddler beds! Minus the fact that the #twins are crying for the crib to be put back the way it was. 🙄#cribsforlife

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

“Eleventeen. Nineteen. Eleven-five.” Maybe we need to work on counting. 🧐#ToddlerLife #Twins #toddlertwins #twinmom

[Sandra Boynton @SandyBoynton]

A drawing of mine from way back in—you guessed it—1984.

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

Christmas cookie baking with 3 yr olds can be a bit challenging! 😂Luckily, sugar is sugar. #christmascookies #HallmarkChannelfail #twintoddlers #christmas #santaeatatyourownrisk

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

It’s been one of those “most wonderful times of the year” with stuffy heads and coughing. 😣😣

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

I got an early Christmas present from @target! I desperately needed a new vacuum to tackle the escapes of my #toddlertwins! #sharkforthewin #vacuumshark #whileisingbabyshark #Blackfridayshopping I ordered online & used Pick Up! ❤️🎄

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

Perhaps I have watched a little too much @pawpatrol if I start thinking this last season is getting a little unrealistic. #toddlermom #twintoddlers

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

@MamaNatural Congratulations! Beautiful baby! ❤️Such a precious addition to your family!

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

We are getting desperate for ways to fill the time! Using our @ChickfilA spoon. And creating pizza/muffins/dog food out of flour and water. #toddlertime #toddlertwins #twinmom #DaylightSavingsTime

[Spontaneous Mom @SpontaneousMom]

I have lived the longest mornings of my life. Thanks #DaylightSavingTime. 😫