Alan

Real life CPA and Unc Millennial. Write and tweet about video games and internet culture. Red pilled on the Nopon question.

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

I shit out my review on Kino Casino’s THE GRIFT
Yes this pun is intended and is 100 indicative of the movies quality. Link to Shillstack below

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

Gentlemen, there’s hope

[Barchart @Barchart]

JUST IN 🚨: Jensen Huang fired by Nvidia $NVDA, according to the Wall Street Journal

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@MarieRoseMors >Several comments mention having more than 1
https://t.co/T5jkp3Af4P

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@whocarestcg1 Nintendo fans are upset they will never be as good as consoooooming as GTA fans

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@JADE84516 I just want you all to take your islands back from Russia

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@terpim_karliki @E_GuriGashi >Translated from Russian
Opinion disregarded

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@AlesZelinka555 @E_GuriGashi Everyone is quite aware of that retarded cope
Ever heard of the Penn Effect?

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@terpim_karliki @E_GuriGashi You can’t even beat Ukraine, what the fuck are you talking about

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@VladDadTrump @HoyasFan07 >PPP Cope
Look up the Penn Effect

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@anarchyKaos666 Switch 2 is only good of youre a Consoooomer who values spending money over the games.
Just download an emulator for the 2-3 worthwhile games

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@BowTiedBull Yes and Reddit Lies is a retarded. If you are the first one to press it, you can buy the assets while they are still cheap. This is why it’s the rich who benefit from inflation because they get in on the ground level.

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@anarchyKaos666 Not sure why anyone expects a remake to compete with GTA6. That shit has been hyped for years.
Just accepted Zelda sold well and move on.

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@anarchyKaos666 It was never going to touch those numbers. OoT on the N64 sold like 8 million. I think it’s a question of will this have legs and I don’t think so. It’s one of those games that sells on hype and the smaller install base will make it hard to sell more.

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

Obviously, this is WAY less than what TOTK did in the same time, but it was also 3 years rather than 6
My schizo theory is this exist because Nintendo realized they couldn’t compete with Genshin so they went to this game to teach the newbies.

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

This sold more than Bananza. Nintendo will shit out more soulless remakes and that will define the Switch 2 generation

[Wario64 @Wario64]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for Nintendo Switch 2 Sells Over 5.2 Million Units Worldwide in First Four Days https://t.co/ckIaykkjIF

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@bestestopinions Problem is that’s not going to be the take away from Nintendo. It’s going to be
LETS DO MORE SOULLESS REMAKES

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

This is why Umamusume has some of the best writing. They are never dedicated to the source material, so the story never bends to the characters. A race can have winners and losers and, as a result, can tackle deeper themes
I might say it’s KINO

[Brandos •Comms Open• @Brandossses]

NOOOOO‼️‼️‼️

AAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHH

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@noximation @SoobyDoesStuff Not even that.
The market has changed a lot, and a tougher racing game would be more excepted by the market who’s used to Dark Souls and is probably craving something with more bit than Mario Kart
Truth is I don’t think Nintendo could make F-Zero again

[Alan @Spoogymonkey]

@MarieRoseMors The funny thing is Miyamoto didn’t want to make it because it was too much like OoT. Anouma is a bit of a hack but he absolutely made the right call there.

[John Anderson @JohnnyboySP]

Senko

[PATO CHEFE🦆 @PatoNintendista]

vou colocar meus últimos 10 centavos nessa situação do Zelda

Um dos principais pontos que geram atrito sobre esse remake é que tem 2 tipos de pessoas discutindo

Aquele que é fan dos JOGOS e aquele que é "fan" de marca

O fan de marca só se importa com produtos novos e não se⤵️