Spooky Mulder

death is only the beginning. Viva Hate. we can aspire to so much more. god of the ashes.

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

It's true I'm a testament to this, they even call me Mr W. Winner, the W is for Winning

[Lucius @LuciusTheSaint]

when you’re handsome and smoke cigarettes, winning becomes inevitable.

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

Whats funnier than pictures of dogs juxtaposed with soda?

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@johnny_schnitz_ Patriot mode activated

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Get the cream sauce. Listen to The Smiths. Cry a little. Have another cold one. Have two. Talk with the HIV positive rape hobo in the corner. Get the cum sauce. Order the steak rare. Buy some sour blue chicken wings off of Facebook Marketplace. Have a negroni. Have one with cream sauce. Take an HIV test. Get a positive result. Quit your Walmart job and move to New York as an AIDS refugee. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check your white blood cell count. Get the cream sauce. Enjoy the ride."

-Anthony Bourdain

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@simonsarris Holy shit

[Wæs @watchingspirals]

elle fanning's ass

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

Napoleon and me both: When they got cannons>>>>>>>

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

I've been in the desert for a long time now

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

It's funny how when you go numb you even start to miss the negative emotions

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@unactuallife All my tweets remain

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

I like when women sit on counters and swing their legs

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

This but unironically me watching Instagram memes about network television show characters

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@papajohnm1sty You're telling the truth sister

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

Tell women I believe in Zion, but only in the extremely specific Mormon way

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@KirkJuggless I tell women I'm a rastafarian

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@philosophymeme0 Truth Nuke

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@freudlet They make them in a guy factory

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

@isabelllalesage FINE

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

The urge to get a haircut calls to me like a demon

[Spooky Mulder @Spooklander]

Oh these aren't foids. They're bombs. From a Bomb Factory.