jan

button pusher and professional hot keyer

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Like motherfucker

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Sometimes I be lookin like Pablo from the Backyardigans

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Be sad over me, bitch

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Time to start using this shit like my personal diary again

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Love using twitter as my personal diary every couple of months

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@saysosis So like sis where did you get this quote lol

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

I’m medicated the vast majority of the time so sobriety is my sweet release

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@Barbi3xoxoxo @agust_delight So when you get filler, it naturally stretches you lips out making them look larger when dissolved. They are dissolved, just not the same size they used to be!

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

Peggy gou is kinda giving pick me ngl

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@dog_rates Literally am about to cry this is so cute

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

crazy it would be considered controversial and “anti white” for disney to do something like this now

[Cheryl Benson 🪁 @cherylbenson]

@GlobeEyeNews Say again

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@FBI FUCK YOU GUYS.

And Patel has a lazy eye

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@interiorwhre @lucatimusic Gonna need some sort of spillage stopper and or drain

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

And the things you used to defend yourself, rely on safety for, are being taken away

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

What if the government was threatening to take away our guns, so then we start protesting. Enforcements start killing protesters sporadically. The government is NOT punishing those in power. Your loved ones are dying and you’re losing your rights

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

@WholesomeMeme I can attest to the “if you feel like you hate yourself, shower.” I be taking a shower just to sit in it and it absolutely helps me work through my bitter thoughts

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

HELLLLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOO. THE BIGGEST HELL NO of my life

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest….
If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

[jan @SporkTheUtensil]

If this is 350 sqft, my landlords a fucking liar

[Mak @mak_aura]

if ur gonna quit something this year quit being a bitch