Sarah Porter

Proud advocate for equal-opportunity pocket distribution for all clothes

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@sisteremilie I TOLD you, time doesn’t exist anymore!

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@hurryupnstop ^^^ they really don’t care, they’re more worried about not killing you from drug interactions

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Had an interesting conversation with my dad today. What’s the answer to this question?
6 ÷ 2(1+2)

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@hurryupnstop Pro tip: If you’re gonna pass out sit on the ground against the wall

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@jimmyjohns #12 no tomatoes alllll the way

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It’s #WorldMentalHealthDay I posted a whole novel on my Instagram if you’re interested but I just want to say that darkness never stays forever. It will get better. I promise. You have survived everything so far and you will survive this.

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@sisteremilie Nothing could be more perfect than that

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@MrsAmyMay Likely both

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@MrsAmyMay I found the literal brain breaker. See Grand Theory as defined by C. Wright Mills in The Sociological Imagination. Biiiig yikes

[Diane Cope🎗🤿📸✈🌍🌏🗺🏝🌈☀🌊☮🐠BLM🩱📚 @dianecope1958]

Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx

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@MrsAmyMay The unnecessarily loud beep that the waffle maker does when it’s done

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2020 is 50% complete.

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Why do I feel this?

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@MrsAmyMay

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

I know 2020 has been traumatic and scary in so many ways but...has anyone been like “this isn’t even my worst year, personally”

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What are some “Classic” (public domain) book recommendations ?

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@MrsAmyMay I miss Bluebell!!! 😭

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@sisteremilie Time doesn’t exist anymore

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Needed to hear that this morning. Definitely 100% thought is was Tuesday