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@AmitSegal Treason calls for the death penalty.

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@VikingsFan26 Wow! Fake AI girls getting into politics now?

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@JohnMuseus @DNVR_Avalanche Glad to see MacKinnon took the night off from whining to do his day job.

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@RealDragonKing0 @Avalanche LOL. Are you a closet Canadian?

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@WhosImmortal @Avalanche You’ve been hanging out with too many Canadians.

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@Avsfanjake @blakewheeler08 LOL. They didn’t “need” empty net goals. Basic math: 5 goals minus 2 empty net goals, equals 3 goals. How many did the Avs have again? 🤔

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@Avsfanjake Are you Canadian?

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@_JosephMcBride Your article on Patel with the US hockey team just drips with Trump hatred. I know you won’t change but, be advised, the American public sees this bias from the supposedly “unbiased” press, especially after ten years.

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@ballknowerer @aggiesportspoet @SoulDaddy4 @CPWolfDad @FarhanLaljiTSN That must be some weird Canadian math when 14 is “almost 20”.

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@JDBunkis If you would have smart enough to become the 51st state, you’d have two hockey gold medals right now.

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@gerrydee Really? I think we’re all thinking Canada has a SILVER medal.

[Jim Osman @jimcosman2]

Dear Canada,

If you had taken Trump up on his offer to become the 51st state, your women's hockey team would have a gold medal right now.

Sincerely,

America

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@JustinTrudeau Think again…

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@MrAndyNgo She is claiming being maced afterwards. Where is that video?

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Hi @NCNursingBoard, did you see this?

He needs to be stripped of his license.

[Midwest Rando @RandoMidwest]

@OneBadDude_ @thefoxyhyena @HomeFirstChoice is this ok for your RN’s to be saying? Are your patients who are politically opposed to her, any less deserving of care and protection? What is your appetite for risk that she harms someone entrusted to your company’s care?

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@ProFootballTalk Here is the imaging…

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@PatSieps Duh!

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@PhilMackey I found the problem…

[Sleep Deprived Nick @NickLewis37]

They’ve added a new patch to JJ McCarthy’s jersey.