Andy Towne

Work in tech as a marketing consultant. Customer experience matters. Sometimes I broadcast sports.

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

Dear @NFL, if the @Patriots don’t have a game at Murrayfield Stadium in 2027 you’re missing a great opportunity. #tartanarmy #Scotland

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@grok based on launch time and speed, where should Spacex be visible from right now and when will it be visible from Boston?

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

⁦@LLBean⁩ am I missing them or do bean boots for dogs not exist yet? https://t.co/Ldl62eYR0q

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

There was domestic terrorism here, but not committed by the dead lady.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Today, ICE officers in Minneapolis were conducting targeted operations when rioters began blocking ICE officers and one of these violent rioters weaponized her vehicle, attempting to run over our law enforcement officers in an attempt to kill them—an act of domestic terrorism.

An ICE officer, fearing for his life, the lives of his fellow law enforcement and the safety of the public, fired defensive shots.

He used his training and saved his own life and that of his fellow officers.

The alleged perpetrator was hit and is deceased. The ICE officers who were hurt are expected to make full recoveries.

This is the direct consequence of constant attacks and demonization of our officers by sanctuary politicians who fuel and encourage rampant assaults on our law enforcement who are facing 1,300% increase in assaults against them and an 8,000% increase in death threats. 

This is an evolving situation, and we will give the public more information as soon as it becomes available.

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@matt_vanswol I see it but I’m not sure they do

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@VerizonSupport how can I get help activating my account? your chat is broken, phone line is closed to new customers, app has no activation help, can't schedule a call back, and the support request form is broken.

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

I have bought a mattress from these MFers.

[Sebastián @gvtcontractor]

Before I die, I am 100% convinced this company will be exposed for fraud.

How are they always in prime locations and you NEVER see a customer nor have you met anyone who has bought a mattress there?

The math ain’t mathin.

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

Trump replaced a Florida man with a Florida woman

So far we have
President: Florida
Chief of Staff: Florida
Secretary of State: Florida
National Security Advisor: Florida
Attorney General: Florida

We’re actually going to Make America Florida 🇺🇸

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

How many interceptions would Mac Jones have thrown on that last play of regulation? Nice work Drake. #Patriots

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@elonmusk Strange that you can no longer 'add context' or report a post as BS, since this isn't true.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow, Google has a search ban on President Donald Trump!

Election interference?

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

I'd rather have a better 60 minute effort and a W but at least they played to the end. #Bruins #Geekie

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@DKSportsbook how are any of these guys gonna score in the Preds/Canucks game when they play for the Avs & Jets?

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@espn @ESPNCBBall @ESPNTC you guys did watch the ACC Tournament, right?

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

Notifications from @espn tonight:
Luka's 73 is most since Kobe's 81 in 2006
Booker's 62 makes him first with 2 60+ point games since Kobe.

It's 1/26. /'24.

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

Strange seeing yourself in the background of a random pic on the internet. This place was wild.

[Adam Gaffin @universalhub]

Yes, they have no bananas #Dedham #stopandshop https://t.co/ZaeQhc2ZKb

[Adam Gaffin @universalhub]

Yes, they have no bananas #Dedham #stopandshop https://t.co/ZaeQhc2ZKb

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

Camilla Bowl or @CamelliaBowl?

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@CareWellUC @athenahealth does this look like it's actually you, coming from https://t.co/TQtoIBvC7z? I haven't been to Carewell in years.

[Andy Towne @SportsTowne]

@JetBlue Any idea when the Boston flights will start, or when you'd be able to provide a better estimate? Is there a chance that by mid August you'd be flying BOS - CDG direct?