Spot Bitcoin ETF

I’m a generic spot Bitcoin ETF here to explain myself. Not investment advice.

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A little bit about me:
* Right now I’m a 6” tall stack of papers
* Before launch I’ll about double in size
* I enjoy creating and redeeming shares, safely holding Bitcoin in custody, and playing Minecraft

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@EricBalchunas Nah, they’re a form of future or swap. Just another thing for ETFs to hold.

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@JSeyff Quick glance — Thought you were eating a rattlesnake with some fixins.

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@EricBalchunas @Super70sSports I really can’t get enough Leslie Nielsen lines.

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@jackson_br67676 @LynAldenContact

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@wakeupnj Eventide in Monmouth Beach at sunset.

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@EricBalchunas What a fantastic person, Eric! These things are never easy, but I hope you take comfort in his having lived a very full and wonderful life.

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@nytimes @TheAthletic If they’re gonna go that far, I say we let this one slide.

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For some reason Twitter thinks I’m the target market for Colonial era clothes. It may be right.

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Ryan Gosling making the SNL cast break character and bust a gut nonetheless as Beavis makes my fucking day 😂

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@teddyfuse I respect that you are HODLing iced coffee through the deepest dips in temp.

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@teddyfuse This violates both CT state and divine law. I will pray for you. 🙏

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@stevenmcclurg Don’t make me sad on a Friday night.

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@Grayscale

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@teddyfuse So many of your tweets are the exact tweets I would tweet if I were tweeting.

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@EricBalchunas He really could’ve just re-written I Wanna Be Sedated — 🎶Twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go-o-o, Maria Bartiromo …🎶

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@RichardHanania It’s unfortunate that AI George Washington looks like real life Bernie Madoff.

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@teddyfuse Conceding that getting hit in the face with that guy’s axe is worse than a crypto drawdown.

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@teddyfuse Arguably tougher.

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@etfAction A ‘33 Act crypto ETP for a ‘40 Act crypto ETF would cleanly solve the problem, no?