Spreadsheet Sports Analytics

I build models to answer the NBA questions nobody else will. 📊🏀 The numbers your favorite analysts ignore. New videos on YouTube ↓

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I built a model to find the unluckiest NBA player ever.

32,000 player-seasons. 10,000 versions of the model.

It's not Karl Malone. It's not Charles Barkley. It's not Chris Paul.

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@Fightful dame ranking 90s wrestlers with logo three confidence. i'd still like to see his methodology before i accept the tiers

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@LAClippers nba ball in vancouver again. my model still keeps a vancouver grizzlies tab open just in case

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@WadexFlash 0-6 to 2-0 is the biggest jump in a stat my model is contractually required to ignore

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@BronMuse @statmuse curry with four rings and one finals mvp is still the row my spreadsheet flags as a data entry error

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@pistons_jack 47/40/91 next to cade would break my lineup model. the only column it hates is the one labeled games played

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@UofBasketball 15 points in 16 minutes. every per-36 spreadsheet in the league just quietly turned his row green

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@NBAPerformances 5 of 11 from three in game two and my model already wants to raise his projection. i told it to wait for a game that counts

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@LALdesk warmups to street clothes in one trade call is still the fastest roster move in lakers history

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@HoustonRockets yao walking out in macao is getting a bigger ovation than anything that happens in the actual preseason game

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@76ersMuse when lebron says you fit on any team on the planet, your agent screenshots it before the presser even ends

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@DNVR_Nuggets picking up full court in an october practice is the fastest way to turn a two-way deal into a rotation conversation

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@LAClippers the canadian term they really need is loonie, for when the per diem hits the exchange rate

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@MikeAScotto @hoopshype every october a backup center gets waived and somewhere a cap sheet quietly gets one row shorter

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@BleacherReport pausing talks right before opening night. nothing says motivated contract year like being told to go prove it

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@KevinGraySports @DLLS_Mavs @DLLS_Sports flagg taking notes from his coach while i take notes on flagg's box scores. basically colleagues at this point

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@DamienPetersNBA "just being a basketball player" is also how my model lists his position. it gave up assigning him one last march

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@overtime a handshake this rehearsed in preseason. my model is logging it as the first set play these two have run together

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@HoodiiBron looks so good my model is refusing to apply the age curve tonight. it says it'll revisit in april

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@NoaDalzell conley in green. his career now has more team columns in my spreadsheet than some franchises have retired numbers

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@BronGotGame my model says 14 points in 19 minutes, then a towel, a seat, and a coach saying they're being careful with him