Spring ⚡️

alberta enjoyer (masochist)

[callie 🌑🕷️ @value_meal_]

No blood no organs no nothin that little dude is straight cheese

[Daniel Ahmad @ZhugeEX]

Episode from 1996 btw

[Brendan Sherwood @BrendanBrandon]

Verbeek: “we will match any offer sheet for Carlsson”

Flyers: “$18M AAV”

Verbeek:

[Jeromy (Pathfinder) Farkas @JeromyYYC]

Given the economic damage Alberta separation would cause Calgary, staying silent is not an option. I believe municipalities should be allowed to tell residents what the evidence says. I'm calling on the Province to remove the restrictions so cities can commission and share independent, fact based research on the local impacts of separation.

We are also seeing coordinated foreign interference and disinformation designed to fuel division. Calgary's future depends on stability, investment, and public confidence. We are ready to help get credible information into the hands of Calgarians. The Province should let us.

[Spring ⚡️ @SpringCalgary]

@MorePerfectUS egg head

[Spring ⚡️ @SpringCalgary]

@j23795712 @rollinger @rockleeisms Piss poor “attempt”

[@hockeyesque @hockeyesque]

Already the most socially and culturally significant words uttered by a hockey player and he hasn’t played a game

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

One of the most wonderfully American videos I’ve ever seen. Spiritually there are 100 thousand of these guys in Michigan and they’re why the straight of Hormuz is closed right now. Always brings a smile to my face.

[JackoBee🐝 @bumble_bbgun]

How the fuck did this even air? Like I am genuinely curious how studio executives looked at all this, didn’t censor anything, and were just like “yup send it.”

I guess times were just different back then

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

CASHIER SAID THAT WILL BE 17.46
I SAID OK
RESPONDING WITH ZERO HESITATION OR MERCY I PAID THE AGREED UPON PRICE AND TOOK THE ITEM THAT WAS RIGHTFULLY MINE

[archi 🇪🇸 @4rchis]

Entire feed is just norwegian citizen stuck in india living on the fucking roads

[Spring ⚡️ @SpringCalgary]

@0x4132 @erikkristiaan @LinkofSunshine They see them as some kind of “noble savages” and not as a nation pursuing their own goals.

[clay ⛷️ @hanfjob]

I know the Bud Light but I fuck with it heavy

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

What a rotten deal we made with Iran. We get nothing (except laughter at our stupidity). They get everything, including delay and big cash!

[Courtney Theriault @cspotweet]

Premier Smith cites an Elections Alberta deadline for keeping Water Not Coal from a 2026 referendum.

However, she seems poised to disregard an Elections Alberta deadline in order to redraw electoral boundaries for the next election.

https://t.co/j9cZhsJHX3

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

That's cool hey dawg where were you 48 hours ago

[Eastside Show SCP / RPC @EastsideShow]

I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.

[Mike ☭🇵🇸 @xinspiteofx]

This has been stuck in my head all. Bloody. Day.

[Spring ⚡️ @SpringCalgary]

these dudes are soaked in sweat every time they try to shit if this is their diet

[Marc Nixon @MarcNixon24]

DETACHED FROM REALITY

Mark Carney just claimed the average FAMILY spends $800 per month on groceries or $10,000 per year.

Has he gone to the grocery store?
4 steaks 🥩 is $100 only one meal

If you ate BEEF 20 days a month x $100 that’s $2,000 without veggies, fruit or carbs