Spring Heeled Jack

known as SpringaldJack He/him. avatar by @JaydotSloane. @springaldjack.bsky.social @[email protected]

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Parmenides drives like this, but Heraclitus drives like this!

[female nick drake @blackholejules]

not to be that annoying person, but david byrne is right about all this

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Proud to be the 329th 😎 on @BackerKit for Galactic & Going Rogue: Two TTRPGs of War Among the Stars. https://t.co/H8Q3SlgAZk

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

It would be cool if better things were possible

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Proud to be the 448th 😎 on @BackerKit for DarkSpace - Sci-Fi Rules for Shadowdark. https://t.co/J1arJKseuC

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

I have a great deal of difficulty believing that there is any possible life that is better than not being alive.

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

I just backed Apocalypse World: Burned Over on @Kickstarter https://t.co/JTcFK6MJmR

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

The Devil

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

I desperately wish I was even potentially attractive to someone I could be attracted to.

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Sometimes I think that it would be nice to not be a deeply unpleasant person

[November @postoctobrist]

learning that to meet takeoff weight, the moon landing missions *left their Hasselblad cameras and lenses behind*. there are 12 of them on the moon. which makes ‘moon heist’ one of the less expensive ways of getting a used Hasselblad

[James F. Thomas (of IDLEWILD) @james_f_thomas]

this is so restrictive it’s actually kind of a fun writing prompt. I’m imagining a story about a ghost that harms men, only men, and only emotionally/psychologically. it’s narrated in second person future tense (it’s not a memory or a document, it’s a PROPHECY)

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

They say you have to find things to look forward to but that’s premised on the idea that there could be an experience that wasn’t a letdown, which doesn’t seem right.

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Proud to be the 3,988th 😎 on @BackerKit for Blades in the Dark: Deep Cuts. https://t.co/s3idFNBpnI

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Proud to be the 926th 😎 on @BackerKit for Mad As Hell - An Anti-Capitalist Demonhunting RPG. Thanks @SoulmuppetRPG https://t.co/SyuQgiVbAa

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

look, I’m all for laughing at modern Christians but coming up with insane heresies is kinda the most Christian thing there is. it’s a time honored tradition that’s so old, it even predates the Catholic Church

[onion person @CantEverDie]

*logs into spotify to listen to music*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*logs into youtube to watch political content*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID
*turning on your computer to start using it*
HALT. PLEASE VERIFY YOUR ID

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

The question is not whether I might have/might still accomplish something of worth, the question is whether there was ever a possibility of such, and which way is more damning.

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

Proud to be the 7,787th 😎 on @BackerKit for Fallen London: The Roleplaying Game. https://t.co/tuHZZCWC4Q

[Spring Heeled Jack @SpringaldJack]

The only value I could provide to any project whatsoever is my money or my brute labor, and I am quite poor and weak so realistically my absence is the best I have to offer anyone