SpringboroFellowship

The official Twitter for Springboro Christian Fellowship, voted one of God's top churches in America in 2011, 2012 & 2014 by its congregation. ✝

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What would you like to see more of during our worship service?

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I plan on voting

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This week's Springboro Spotlight Featured Artist to Boycott is Cornell "Kanye" West

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Alright whichever one of you made this meme had better fess up

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The chocolate rabbit represents Christ.

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If God changed his mind on weed and decided that it's ok now, would you do weed?

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Q: What is God's opinion on marijuana?
A: Mixed. He likes it because he made it, but he hates it because we like it. #ItsComplicated

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Q: I know that profanity is sinful, but what about when used at the devil? Ex: "Fuck Satan!"

A: No. It is never okay to f*** Satan.

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The iPhone auto-capitalizes the P in iPhone but not the G in god. Thus we will be hosting a bonfire this Sunday after church. #bbq #iDolatry

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For the remainder of the election season the portrait of Christ in the lobby will temporarily be replaced by one of Donald Trump. #USA

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It is with much sadness that we announce that we will be closing our doors. We are holding a "going out of religion" sale tomorrow from 12-4

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Donald Trump is obviously the

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Yeesh, talk about a bad omen for whomever that last follower was :/

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@SebKrantz

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@The_ukatheist @TeemoQuinton that dollar sign always seems to stick. Seems like we have to have that key replaced twice a year.

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@The_ukatheist @TeemoQuinton but guess what! NOPE. God goes all Jesus on Satan's @$$$ and comes back three days later!

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@The_ukatheist @TeemoQuinton the fact that Satan killed God means that church is closed.

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@The_ukatheist @TeemoQuinton maybe we could do a cliffhanger where Satan wins on one Sunday and you have to come back next Sunday to see if

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@The_ukatheist @TeemoQuinton @_eric_alexander MISSION AF***INGCOMPLISHED praise Jesus God almighty I've never turned an atheist b4 letalone2

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@TeemoQuinton @_eric_alexander have you ever considered a career in the ministry?

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@creationwrong #JustTheTip