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in Christ ✝️ Husband | Father 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 Restorationist 📃 Pamphleteer 📜

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

Give the gift of the good news this year by printing out these three free pamphlets @ https://t.co/fZqcq6lVzq

[𝐈𝐯𝐚𝐫 𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐧 @IvarAndersen_7]

𝖲𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌. ✨✨

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

Call your Mom ‼️

[Kisu @Kisu_Morrow]

These guys were there when Spongebob was at his lowest... never seen him call them after... never seen them in another episode hanging out.

Is Spongebob the fakest friend in Bikini Bottom?

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

John 15:10 and Colossians 2:12 convinced me that my being a baptist was unacceptable

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

1 in 5 men turn extremely overtly homosexual under the influence of alcohol

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

(Its never after Romans 8 or before Romans 10)

[Keith Foskey @YourCalvinist]

A Calvinist When the Pastor says “Go to Romans 9”

[Alex Elliott @alexpotato]

Ten nights where you avg 4 hours of sleep each night are MORE than made up for when your baby does something like this:

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

Two of the most awesome defenders of the Alamo were probably Crockett's men, and either could have been Crockett himself.

[RΞTRO CHRISTIΛNITY @RetroChristians]

Christians should be people known for their prayer and their speech. Outsiders should be able to tell that somebody is a Christian based on the way that they are behaving.

[𑣲Gabby the Killer ♡'s Moe 🧇📯 @SUFFERlNGLEAVES]

tiktok ruined this song by gaslighting everyone into thinking its scary but this is so sweet and cute

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

If you think this is in any way attractive destroy your computer

[Ryan Dawson @RyLiberty]

Why American women in Japan just give up

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

Be a level 11 conspiracy theorist on this. Wait to watch shows or movies when they can understand the plot otherwise it’s just brain rot.

[Simon Sarris @simonsarris]

allow babies no screens:
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allow babies 'a little' screen time:
"Can we watch ____ Can we watch ____ Can we watch ____ Today Can we watch ____ Hey Can we watch ____ Can we watch ____ Can we watch ____ Can I see ____ Can we watch ____ mama can we watch ____ Can we watch __"

[RΞTRO CHRISTIΛNITY @RetroChristians]

When they tried doing this to me in basic I stood on business and told them no and it’s my religion to have my Bible. They got flustered and backed down. You can just say no to things like this, it works almost every time.

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

If life had a debug mode I'd make hitting a cyclist with your car cause them to fly over the horizon with ragdoll physics

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

"You guys are sleeping on hell on earth"

[PepeYanks @Pepe_Yanks]

You guys are sleeping on Worcester, Massachusetts smh

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

Guy who sees that baptism only ever saves believers through their faith in the working of God.

[Imprecatory One @ImprecatoryOne]

Guy who demands an explicit verse to prove infant baptism, but denies baptism saves.

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

Because all people are immaculately concieved

[Charles Tingler @CharlesTingler]

In celebration of Reformation Month, I have a couple of questions for Protestants.

If Mary was a sinner who needed to be saved like any other sinner, and Jesus took His human nature entirely from her flesh alone, how did He take an unfallen human nature from a fallen source without God first making her unfallen?

If He took fallen flesh, He is fallen. If God fixed her flesh at the moment He took it, then God already does exactly what Immaculate Conception says, correct?

[Springhouse ⛲ @SpringhouseFilm]

https://t.co/PkXkmBSpRr

[M.J. Piazza @Lady_of_Paradox]

My husband LOVES horror movies and insists that, since even non-Christians will accept supernatural elements in horror media, Christians should actually make horror books/movies where the good guys are Christians and beat the devil. I don't like being scared but to each his own