Jeremiah Springs

2x Jeremiah Springs Tournament Champion…Love: Women…Favorite Hobby: Kickin’ Ass…Favorite Food: Whatever Your Mother Is Making

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Wednesday July 29th 4:38pm https://t.co/q4ddVkJl5O

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My ice machine is always making too much ice! I don’t need anymore the cubes are spilling onto the floor! Damn!!!

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A person’s opinion on sexyy red is the barometer on whether or not I can take their music opinion seriously

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Spotify has a fantastic music discovery system in place. If you don’t like it and complain about it recommending the same 5 generic artists, you might want to look a little inwardly.

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Slop bowl: dog edition

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Currently walking a small dog down sorority row with a quarter zip on, but wearing headphones because I’m nonchalant

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I undress my orange (naked orange) before I eat it. I like my slices all at once, thank you very much

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Chudmaxxing today

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Girl named CharDeNaye

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Just bombed a gender-neutral bathroom. Kid that walked in next has no clue what’s gonna hit him

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Old people LOVE itemized receipts

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My theory is that illegal streaming websites (i.e. sports) are intentional - the leagues don’t “do anything about it” because those sites are the only way they get around the restrictions for legal advertisers. Still raking in money

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Word of the day: schoolmarm

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A big mistake our society makes is assigning a positive connotation to the word “normal”

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There are two types of humans: those who live like animals, and those who ask “why”

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Fuck NEWARK AIRPORT I fucking hate this shitty ass place my flight’s always delayed a burrito costs $25 the tsa agents are dickheads all the time just get rid of this entire operation it failed wipe Newark off the map this place STINKS

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Tutor? I hardly even know her 🦐

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Cigarette companies can’t advertise…but casinos and gambling sites can?

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Tech house…but at 6 in the morning…peak

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First person to make edible cigarettes will be a trillionaire