Bruce Springpenis

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@hertake_podcast @JillianMichaels @amydangerfield @lindyli You are a fairly stupid individual

[CARTER @carterpbr]

Um @FullerHitting - why aint this guy on a plane tonight??

Havent seen the internet this mavulshalled since @sportswcoleman wouldnt come clean about them sebagos

@whitesox @PatMcAfeeShow @barstoolchicago @stevestone @HeGetzUs @DennisGilbert

[TheMonarch 🍌🦍 @themonarch00]

“That’s a fatal lodge” 🤣🤣🤣

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@Partisangirl Seems like you have a fantastic support system ha.
Could be one the more stupid tweets I’ve ever seen

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@RealCandaceO @StopAntisemites Congrats on being a giant scumbag

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@aidanworksbets @jdokun6 @JoePompliano Send to kanye

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@jdokun6 @aidanworksbets @JoePompliano I feel like aidan has a tiny pecker

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

Happy 10 year anniversary. It is STILL very warm and muggy in bruce’s pants. Merry days

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE ALL AGREE ON THIS????????⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@MJMcKean Sure is jerry

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@LesbiansDaiIy @cxntprincxss Doody??

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@gigglybrittany What boobies?

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@robertAbooey Noine

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@adrianachechik Butthole?

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

Happy birthday to my profile picture. Thanks @springsteen for wearing those jeans to show me off!

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@IAmSteveHarvey Well. I think, pretty sure, that you have very very silly farts. And you tend to release them in you suit pants. Thats funny good stuff

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@asktheking @lolglasscage Boobies smack ya in da face

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@Danny_Clinch @springsteen Uch. Khakis. They always bother my keppie

[Bruce Springpenis @Springsteencock]

@Danny_Clinch @springsteen I was there! In his pantelones! Singing along