Spruce Grouse

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@LangmanVince He didn't do well

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@RockafireExplo They could scare you though

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Chopped liver gaining sentience only to be completely ignored by everyone:
"What am I, chopped liver?"

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

*standing atop a mountain staring at the beautiful landscape below*

I can see my homies from here.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@RockafireExplo He was quick

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@tao_lin Nice

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Shoot hoops

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

My enemies are living proof that your best isn't always enough.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Skeptical of helices

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

I'm going on a walk and neither you nor anybody else on this godforsaken barge can stop me.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

*my

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Dear me enemies,
If it comes down to it I will fight you and take you down mercilessly in a split second with no remorse.
Thank you.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Toying with my enemies.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@thepostsofficer So like a slew.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

My enemies are putrid and diminutive.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

@thepostsofficer How many enemies do you have? Just wondering...

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

People are often uncomfortable around me because they think I'm going to steal their crystallized ginger.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

I am very secretive.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

My fear of tombs is starting to seriously impact my social life.

[Spruce Grouse @Spruce_Grouse]

Look at how she spins that shoe. She's been a famous popstar for longer than I've been alive.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

AVANTI. sept 15. #FENTYxPUMA