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I mean I guess

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How do you miss my class ALL the time for AP jazz band (which. Why is THAT a thing!!?) and don’t know who the Marsalis family is ?!?

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Teenagers throwing hands at 8:25 am will never stop being confusing to me. Like. How. Why.

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Ok so you can hack Canvas and !!ZIP!! years of my lessons and tests and assignments are just GONE, but the student loan and medical debt systems are somehow IMPENETRABLE??! I feel Ike you’re not even TRYING.

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@OneOutOf4 HAHAHHAHHHHAHHAA

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I need your click to get my free gift.
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My ex-husband just referred to ‘little house on the prairie’ as ‘little prayer on the donkey’.

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It’s giving Versailles.

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Friends at the bar are talking about fantasy football which is not at all the way I imagined it. First of all? There are not even any dragons.

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Listen. If teaching my students empathy, critical thinking skills, and accountability is indoctrinating them, then I guess that’s what I’ve been doing. Oops.

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I am so fucking sick & tired of not being able to simply browse a fucking website without navigating a million popups asking me to ‘MAKE AN ACCOUNT!’ Or ‘CLAIM THIS DISCOUNT!!’
FUCKERS. I just want to look at the ‘book cover inspired scarves’. I’m not going to order them. JESUS.

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Melissa. Mark. Gilbert.

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I am literally sick to DEATH of people being like ‘oh you and your ex are friends you should hook back up!’
Like fuck you? You have no idea why it wasn’t working? And even tho it works while we are friends now? It wouldn’t work as a relationship again????

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@ameerhussain @grok Ridiculous.

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Melissa. Mark. Gilbert.

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Circle k casting agent heard, ‘give me, like, a John Steinbeck/Edward Hopper crossover.’

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@offgridteacher Is everyone incapable of reading comprehension? The post clearly says she changed her baby on ‘one of the picnic table BENCHES’. Jesus Jehosephat Christ, people. Y’all’s asses are on the benches. She probably had other children she couldn’t leave alone at the pool.

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Melissa. Mark. Gilbert.

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I’m pretty sure I just heard the president of the United States say he’s planning a UFC fight on the White House lawn to celebrate the 250th birthday of America.

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JFC. You’d think that the DOG dying TOO would stir some kind of upset in the MAGA Manicure Mommy set for a LITTLE bit, though, no?