Johnson

Yes, I am a close buddy to The Paul VanVliet.

Snap: Spudvanstelt

[Johnson @Spud_08]

Listen to Feelin' Downy (ft. ClV) by Spud Vander Stelt #np on #SoundCloud
https://t.co/ekBJplXApg

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Ovi @OviClapBomb]

The fact this doesn’t exist anymore because of digital gambling ads is sickening.

The commentators talk about odds, the boards have ads, the jerseys and helmets have ads. It’s already everywhere.

Leave the game alone.
You don’t need more money.

[JFresh @JFreshHockey]

Alex Ovechkin is 14 games away from achieving something nobody has done since data became available in 2007: going an entire season without starting a single shift on a defensive zone face-off.

[dollblush @dollblushtv]

chopping trees in runescape pretending the world isnt going mad

[StarlessSky @gigglinghowl]

@gamestop

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Looking back on it it’s kind of crazy that Mike Eruzione downplayed that Bob mclanahan cheapshotted OC and took the ring right off his finger. Eruzione said cmon OC that was like 3 years ago as if 3 years is so long ago. That’s not that long ago. Don’t blame OC for leaving dinner to go to his room to tug. Ridiculous by Mike to behave like that in that moment

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Hardest picture in sports history

[DatNoFact ↗ (@datnofact.bsky.social) @datnofact]

hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

[TORCH @torchindustry]

TRAIN HORN COMPILATION TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Ryan @Ryanmcc_9]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Still one of the best movie scenes in history

[Mike Darnay @MikeDarnay]

“now pass it backwards on a delayed penalty while the goalie is pulled.”

[gaut @0xgaut]

iPhones peaked here

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

I always tweet this when I’m drunk but the fact that Gordon Bombay told the limo driver to drive on a frozen pond is fucking crazy, but what’s even crazier is that Charlie’s mom was like who the fuck do you think you are driving on this pond and putting these kids lives in danger? (I don’t blame her, she’s a mother and she was concerned that some dude on probation was driving cars on a pond) and then Gordon was like calm down you crazy bitch I used to play hockey on this pond my whole life, so that means I automatically know the engineering behind the amount of pressure that frozen pond water can withstand in relation to the weight of this limousine that I’m somehow in because I wanted to impress a bunch of 9 year olds and also I just did an 8 ball to myself. And she was like I don’t give a fuck dude, you’re sketchy, and then he just brushed it off that he drove on the pond as if he’s the man that designed frozen ponds. And then what’s also INSANE is that he ends up taking Charlie’s mom to pound town and hitting it on the regular. I remember as a kid I’m like bro how is Charlie Conway going no bucket during a shootout winner right now. Like this is still regulation dude lol and this kid is no bucket twirling on the sheet like he’s fuckin Craig MacTavish😂😂😂😂 and then I grew up and realized Charlie’s mom had so much power over this organization because Bombay loved the Coochie. Wild

[Gatineaü Greig @GatineauGreg]

Take a first look at the @ArizonaCoyotes' area next season.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Why do people get dumber after attending college?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: @ElonMusk 'will serve as CEO of Twitter for a few months'

[Jordan Schachtel @JordanSchachtel]

Pfizer just posted a *profit* of $7.86 billion in Q1.

That's not revenue. That's PROFIT.

The government is negotiating sweetheart contracts that is making Pfizer execs filthy rich, while forcing their product on the consumer.

It's all one giant criminal racket.