Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real

- Professional Couillion 😁 - QB1 (IR), Mutted Men Gurneys - Cajun Cowboy. - Dude wit da big ass nose. - I try to be everyone’s pal - 27 -

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Liar

[Angela Van Der Pluym @anjewla90]

Nobody. I repeat, nobody wants to visit Pakistan.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

realizing i’m no longer a kid. Now my mother tells me her problems and I hide mine so she doesn't have to worry

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@PizzaLovesFrogs @TheFaithSheriff 😭🤣 this is an amazing way to find out he blocked me

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

You farted on them didn’t you

[Official Fakespeth Hater @nova_gage51239]

@NovineLeaks No, we weren't exchanging nudes, she was an adult, and sent them to me, and I never sent any back, so fuck you

[ᴊ0ʜɴɴʏ @jt0hny]

this is a universal experience as a man when she is trying to yap during your favorite show

[yvl @yvltopshoota]

twitter is the only app that purposely shows you shit that pisses you off

[somhairle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇻🇺➰ @somhairle_]

Fucking size of his noggin man

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Watch what I do next 😭

[MAREE🎀 @lilmaree__]

You never know who watching your twitter 😭😭😭 that’s the scariest thing

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

1998.

[zará @zaraame6]

which year destroyed your mental health most ??

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Today

[kuki @kumxem]

When was the last time u called it "Twitter"

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

I’ve been trying to photograph lightning for the last 10 minutes and every fucking time I look down or drop my guard is when the shit decides to strike

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

It took me ‘til playthrough #3 to actually bump into him

Anyone complaining about cameos in this game fucks their cousin.

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Idc bro this game is fun

[You Fear Me Bitch @KeemTheTruth317]

@Spudlem That’s all threads is lmaoo is bitches posting pictures

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

to be back to the man I was

[Feelings ღ @anxietymsgs]

deep down what you want rn?

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Once. At Ford.

Tempted to do it 2x.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Has anybody out there just walked out of a job like f*** this I'm not coming back?

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@LobCityGimmick @EliteClubS0B @MUgwueke88053 That whole day was insane, honestly.

AEW and WWE fans tag teaming Ibou and SelfMade because they were a cancer. Mine and a bunch of those guys’ friendship was built on that day

Still are a cancer, imo.

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@LobCityGimmick @EliteClubS0B @MUgwueke88053 SelfMade got owned by Britt Baker for leaking completely inaccurate information.

THEN hid the reply pointing out Ibou’s stupidity.

#NeverForget

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@Sswirlss @smashbaals So uhh, do you like AI generated dudes or no?

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@bornposting I already installed RPCS3 to play legends, bloodstone and QOS. Gonna hook up the PS2 soon to go further back.

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

@LobCityGimmick I spent 30 whole seconds in there before the thirst trapping, Umaga built bitches ran me off😭

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

Why didn’t anyone warn me about Threads bro

I set up my account, picked out NFL, MLB, and NBA as my topics, and got nothing but fucking thirst traps on the TL.

[Pinocchio but I tell absolutes and my nose is real @Spudlem]

I swear to fucking god bro

[Trizzy Trace @tracegirouard48]

Alvin Kamara’s IG story

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@KINGJETfromKC Idk how dudes just look for love online when all that is needed is a bar and a beer. It’s so easy man.