Sassy

Canadian 🇨🇦 who is into sarcasm, music and literature.

[Smut Terry🇨🇦 @SmutTerry]

Hello, hi. I’m ready to win the lottery now.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love books that are written so well that it's a whole film production going on in my head. like, i have multiple angles and stuff going on; it's insane, i can't explain.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[Sassy @SpunkyCanuck]

@jas_d_barbie Not always. Sometimes the timing wasn’t right, not the person. Not all exes are rested equal.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

reading a book is nice but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

[Sassy @SpunkyCanuck]

@classigantexz How long was the wife sick for? I’m not saying it is right just if it was a decade or more that’s a little different than a month.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally.

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Me: Has a tbr list of 1300 books.

Also me: Decided to read the book I discovered 10 minutes ago. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dreamboat Dave 🚢 @TurnLeftElise]

I've never used Chat GPT.
- me flirting

[Vlada Mars @VladaMars]

Give me real people, faces that lived life fully. Give me raw thoughts and language of dreams. Give me unmade beds, messy lives, and hearts that beat like mine.

[Sassy @SpunkyCanuck]

@SmutTerry Perfection

[Dutchess Five-Harry Br-Zero-nnn @H0neyW4sp]

Our BlockBuster is now a Healthy Planet and I’d argue we had a healthier planet when we had Block Busters

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

the problem is we were taught to fear the witches & not the men who burned them

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Finishing a book I don't like so I can be an educated hater.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Maybe an unpopular opinion but I don't want to see technology advance anymore. We don't need more ai. We don't need a new iPhone every year.

[Milfski @Nilkski_]

I’ve never seen a family in a cybertruck. Just an ugly dude by himself.

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

The millennial urge to wipe your entire online presence and return to a landline, Walkman, and digital camera life.

[Sassy @SpunkyCanuck]

Hang out with people who suck your private parts instead of your energy.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

“Gifted kid” really just meant “somehow made it this far without anyone noticing the autism or ADHD.”

[Alleria - Worth It or Not Eh? 🇨🇦 @worthitornoteh]

Canada nostalgia level:
Remembering when MuchMusic was actually good, YTV had actual bangers after school, and you could ride your bike to the Beckers without your parents tracking your phone.