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冷 misogynistic irl, antis dni.
愛 Mexican man, 19 yr old. Conservative •
の I have three cats

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[YOURBIGGESTTHREATHO @Imwhouthinkuare]

@BrittDaisy2 Ew bitch what a nasty whore you are

[Doffanii @Doffanii]

Mom is a die hard islamophobic omg I love her

[🪐 @moonlitiraa]

When I'm bullying my own friends and strangers try to join in

[HAPPY Rin @ttoiwi5]

Twitter if all the mentally unstable teenagers deleted it

[intruso @fridaytestament]

@TheRealBob50ay @gorr_fanboy_2 @ICEgov Bro really think ICE gonna respond

[Johnny @Jojokidjoestar]

I'm covered in Texas Roadhouse cinnamon butter and you can only help me by licking it all off

[Avril Amaka @avrilamaka]

Having a vagina is not a disability. You're not entitled to a penis persons money. Be an adult. Get a job.

[Sellysoka @sellysoka]

Men after 100 job rejections:

"Maybe I should just end it."

Women after 100 job rejections:

[blessed koala @_chunky_salsa]

in the midwest about 75% of your queer friends still have this humor and there’s nothing you can do about it

[$ĤÄTŤËŘEĐ$ØŮŁ 📏🩸 @ShattSouul]

This is the most appropriate and best fitting punishment for child rapists or any cunt that preys on or lusts over children.

[Jassy @bossbabejass]

Stuffed Shells LOVERS 😍

[YinkaThatGuy @YinkaThatGuy]

So much so that you guys keep throwing yourselves off bridges

[cj @wsgadIibs]

this cheesy buldak & cheesy garlic bread i just made

[🪐 @moonlitiraa]

When I'm making fun of my own country and foreigners try to join in

[𓂃 *ꫂ ོ𓂃 @auroraakiss]

Cosmic Chocolates🪐

[➕henry @xexqy]

too much yaoi consumed

[Ebe Ne Zer @benzor_couture]

Women get the ick when they realize they can't manipulate you.