Meaghan Alexis

I've been told to change my bio since I am not in school anymore.

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

When your university offers you $5 to complete a survey about graduating two years ago like you're not still $20,000 in debt

[Kytursii @kytursii]

The struggle is real

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Ozzy Osbourne comes to me,
Speaking words of wisdom,

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

There is more to life than cookies, but cookies are still big part of it.

[Dividendexa 💸 @dividendexa]

You have 2 choices.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

i’m really tired, like from the bottom of my heart, i am tired.

[Emma Pettit @EmmaJanePettit]

Outlook's search function is perfect for those days when you want to read just 30 percent of the emails between you and someone else, out-of-order, without any of your replies or attachments showing up

[Bryan Hayes @HayesTSN]

If you played for the Soo Greyhounds at any point in your life, get down to ScotiaBank Arena. You might play for the Leafs next season…

[dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn]

he’s a five but he used to play for the soo greyhounds

[Sid Seixeiro @Sid_Seixeiro]

It takes a certain type of ass**** to crack jokes on twitter about a kid who just got carjacked at gunpoint.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

If I was a millionaire I’d live out my wildest dreams, like buying raspberries when they’re not on sale

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

@LinusTech @nothing @caitlynnexox @richardspyke

[Linus Tech Tips @LinusTech]

We finally know. @nothing will be releasing their first smartphone this summer. We got them to agree to give one away to our community #Snapdragon
To enter:
1. RT, like and tag two friends
2. Follow @nothing & @LinusTech

#sponsored

[Incorrect BBCAN Updates #BBCAN10 @BBCANIncorrect]

Eviction Spoilers
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Josh was mistakenly evicted by a vote of 6-5
Kyle won HOH again due to a twist #BBCAN10

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

As of today, it’s official: Conversion therapy is banned in Canada. Our government’s legislation has come into force - which means it is now illegal to promote, advertise, benefit from, or subject someone to this hateful and harmful practice. LGBTQ2 rights are human rights.

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

@Kaylla_Llyn @caitlynnexox Maybe she needs a flip phone. Sure you can't do much but they always work

[shubble ⭐️🌙 @shelbygraces]

i get embarrassed doing literally anything, might as well do whatever i want anyway

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

@Kaylla_Llyn Away too quickly

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

Dear @benandjerrys and @jimmyfallon

Please stop making ice cream so good my cat tries to take it

Thank you

[Meaghan Alexis @Spykey11]

Oh sweet Jesus people are getting more and more stupid

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

New (and a particularly wild one) from me + @BrandyZadrozny :

Anti-vaxxers are caving to mandates and getting the shot.

Then they're scrambling to "undo" it by drawing blood, cupping, or... bathing in Borax.

It doesn't work. They're still vaccinated.

https://t.co/95ctZ6YTGT