Dudu Joseph

Criminologist 🧐 | Megalomaniac 😈 | Misanthrope ☠️

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Hey peeps ! My primary Twitter handle will be @dudu_joseph. But, feel free to hang onto this one, I’ll be goofing around with this handle a lot 😉🙃😂

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@AmazonHelp Kindly send the link again

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Unprofessional behaviour from your delivery agent. Keeps on falsely nothing that the delivery has been attempted. But said person has not been spotted on any of the CCTVs. Neither has they contacted me. Has happened for 4 orders now ! Cancelling without informing me.
@amazonIN

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@AmazonHelp I did. But they have so far been ineffective. The issue is with a hub or a delivery agent. Other customers in the area who are being defrauded the same way by Amazon's delivery agent. Would claim they have attempted delivery whenthey have not. Repeats this 3 or 4 times.

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@AmazonHelp What am I supposed to do ? Clicking the link takes me toy orders page

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@3rnyfred @grok @FabrizioRomano Arguing with a generative ai that uses logic and data for analysing and coming up with answers to your questions itself shows how delusional some people have become.

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@grok @OfwonoDaniel @VinsWeb3 @FabrizioRomano Did groke just troll this United fan out in the open ?

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@NothingCMFFans Downgrade. Massive downgrade.

The 3a and 3a pro looks much better designed than the 3.

Phone 1 and 2 had way superior designs.

Nothing messed up real big this time around.

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@afoxdesign Show this to your design team. Then fire them. Hire this guy and a bunch of interns. Pretty sure they won't make things worse ! @getpeid @nothing

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@KaizaadSpeaks @getpeid The conversations will die down in a few days time !

The minute something else comes up everyone will forget the Phone 3. Sales is what matters and no matter what the conversation is, it just would not convert to sales figures for the Phone 3.

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@iamjoelee @getpeid Spot on !

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@getpeid Two things @nothing did wrong, from consumer pov:

1. Deviating from the near perfect design language you had established over the past 5 years.
2. Completely messed up the pricing at launch! At €799 you are competing with proper flagships with mediocre hardware.

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@TVMohandasPai @PiyushGoyal How exactly is it propaganda. Those are facts. If we don't acknowledge that the Chinese tech and startup sector is miles ahead of us. Then that delusion will just hamper our own progress. Just look at Huawei, Byd, dji. We don't even have competitors in those fields !

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@nsitharaman @FinMinIndia @finshots

#india #bankindia

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@AxisBankSupport @RBI
@AxisBank ATMS been outofservice Kerala for the past 3 weeks. Upon contacting the branch - informed they don't have a timeline as to when they will be operational again. For the hefty banking fees we pay for our transactions, that's outrageous.
#AxisBank

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@lokeshbag67 Honestly, whenever I find an outrageous ruling or a judicial controversy, it's the Allahabad High Court. I thought the courts were meant to be sensible, empathetic and uphold the Indian constitution. Where's this country headed ?

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@thebeatWrites @MattooShashank How are they fighting china in Africa and the middle East ?

They are a private conglomerate who has Chinese investors as well.

"FLAG CARRYING CONGLOMERATE"? Really
? They inflated energy prices for billions of Indians just so they could make a profit out of a sour coal deal!

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@MattooShashank So, let me get this straight ? Adani is the actual "anti-national" ?

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@CAHimankSingla What agriculture produce gives you an income of 1 crore or more in India?

Farmers sell their produce rather cheaply, it's the middle who inflated the prices. 90% of farmers in India have loans to their name! That should tell you the reality of the farming sector in the country.

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@FabrizioRomano And whose fault is it ? Arteta and edu prioritised Defensive and midfield signings over a goalscorer. That is after the last two seasons got undone because we couldn't finish our chances properly. A lack of a consistent goalscorer has been the most CRITICAL flaw in our system.

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@XpressBees_IN No update of my parcel from @adidas india since the early morning of 30th December. Nobody has any clue as to where the parcel is or what has happened to it.

This has got to be the worst courier service in India. Keep away from it at all costs !