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Lives in Durham; heart at home in Cumbria. Fan of working with little jam-eaters. T1D parent.

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@ChandlerBing_12 Schitt’s Creek and Brooklyn 99 are excellent.
Shrinking and Ted Lasso also fantastic but not quite sitcoms in the same way.

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@Anna90523382 Horses for courses with all tech isn’t it x

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@JohnHal23990242 @miriam_cates @GBNEWS https://t.co/i3xgCe8KM8

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@BeverleyMiller5 @miriam_cates @GBNEWS School ready doesn’t mean writing in sentences. It means age-appropriate skills like having enough language to be able to ask for help, play with friends, use the toilet, get their coat on, use cutlery, have enough focus to listen to a story, and follow simple instructions.

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@BeverleyMiller5 @miriam_cates @GBNEWS School ready doesn’t mean writing in sentences. It means age-appropriate skills like having enough language to be able to ask for help, play with friends, use the toilet, get their coat on, use cutlery, have enough focus to listen to a story, and follow simple instructions.

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@MaertensDanny @miriam_cates @GBNEWS I do agree, but at four years old they enter reception, which follows the play-based EYFS curriculum. If we started school at 6/7, I fear we’d still have children unable to use the toilet, have an articulate conversation, or hold cutlery properly.

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@howie_hua 17x100
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@CathyMo41926708 @Inevitablewest I know a couple who are first cousins. They’re in their late 60s. Totally lovely normal couple I didn’t know for ages. Three adult kids.

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@ellegist “On accident” hurts.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Describing*

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@NotFarLeftAtAll Nope. Listen carefully. It is etched in her mind but to make sure she was as clear as possible she read what she wrote to her friend at the time, deciding the incident verbatim.

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@Garry51799839 @NotFarLeftAtAll You absolutely massive cunt.

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@howie_hua I subitise it as an eight (middle two rows) and 2 x threes.

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@DiBrander Coke floats still exist.

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@Carolin55162028 @Lucy_Webster_ @Accessorize She’s not old enough to buy painkillers! The shop assistant could face severe repercussions for selling them to a minor.

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@JoshuaBarzon 1,4,3,2.

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@implausibleblog You’re a hero Shannon - I’m so sorry you had to suffer this.

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@coller81 @implausibleblog She said she can read it verbatim rather than from memory because she wrote to a friend immediately.

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@codenamevoyd @CountVolpe Took me ages last night trying to work out where they’d gone.

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@Danimalish He’s absolutely magnificent.