Uncle Amber⁷

I always tell the truth...even when I lie.
At least I'm not racing to a red light.

She/her/that bitch

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

A gas station cashier saw my bday, knew I was a Taurus, & told me I'm destined to marry a rich man. Ive never felt more secure abt my future

[j! @astrrals]

coworker talking about “good morning” lmao fuck you

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

crush recession I don’t like anyone romantically #at #all

[sexiestliar ᥫ᭡。 @acrazybih]

I have a confession… burger king burgers real good as fuck bye

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

CHELSEA GRAY

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

I love tennis players who excuse themselves and go beat the shit out of their rackets and come back like nothing happened. Like, I get it

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

Did a big ass bug write this?

[khloe @762x54RAWR]

bugs are a funny case where the bigger they are the less scary they are after a point

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

SOMEBODY GET THESE ✨BEGGARS ✨ OUT OF HERE!

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

I wanna be friends with Robert Pattinson so bad. I know we could kiki for days

[JACKIE @misszjackie]

Christopher Nolan, please release the making of The Odyssey. I would love to see all the behind the scenes. Truly a masterpiece. Insane

[ada enechi @adaenechi]

Forever thinking about the women in The Odyssey:
- Penelope willing to let her kingdom crumble because she wants her man back. Real.
- Calypso meeting a man so fine she allows his CPTSD to continue so he never leaves her. Real.
- Circe hating all men because of the evil they have done so takes exposing them into her own hands. Real
- Athena haunting a man so bad his brain breaks until he can understand the error of his ways. Real
- Helen not letting people forget they were using her as excuse to move mad but are too cowardly to admit it. Real.

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

Chris Nolan really knows how to make a cinematic experience. Holy shit

[not ‘rihanna’ 🇯🇲 @__rnt91]

Can’t believe the world just accepts this

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

I never thought I would take this many lukewarm showers

[Drebae @Drebae_]

May $500,000 find me by tomorrow

[27. @dimvji]

everything’s gonna be okay allegedly

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

i’m actually gonna be single forever because unless the loml is at my work or the local movie theater i’m fucked

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

Tay Keith?!?!?! WTF RIP

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

@hi_mom_1970 @MilanZak6 Check out his YouTube Elburritomonster! The stuff he makes is INSANE

[Uncle Amber⁷ @SqueakyPeach]

Got to look at my retina scans today and it's crazy how much your eyes really reflect the universe