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@MikeyNohMore @physicsgeek

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@soran0312_ 4 + (6 x 2) =16

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@CIADirector @WhiteHouse 👀‼️

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@ProfMJCleveland And Alaska, California, Montana, Florida and realistically: Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Wyoming, Colorado, Oregon, Washington, Idaho, North Dakota, South Dakota.

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@redsteeze “always been at war in East Asia…”

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OK. So Helen’s beauty sparks a war.

Athena is a strategic goddess guiding Odysseus.

Penelope embodies clever loyalty.

Circe turns men into pigs, which frankly is still the most realistic female character arc in literature.

Calypso traps the hero on an island for seven years.

Cassandra can literally see the future but nobody listens, making her the first woman in recorded history to experience a meeting.

The Sirens weaponize music.

Nausicaa saves Odysseus when he washes up naked and useless.

Andromache gives one of the most devastating anti-war speeches in the Iliad.

Hecuba is basically the emotional wreckage of empire in human form.

Aphrodite starts half the problems in Western civilization by being hot and petty.

Hera is running divine opposition research.

Thetis gets Zeus involved because Achilles is having a workplace dispute.

But apart from Helen, Athena, Penelope, Circe, Calypso, Cassandra, the Sirens, Nausicaa, Andromache, Hecuba, Aphrodite, Hera, and Thetis...

WHAT HAS HOMER EVER DONE TO GIVE FEMALE CHARACTERS ATTENTION?

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@kane @instapundit @grok Don’t they still have slave markets in Libya which reappeared after the fall of Qaddafi?

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@jarvis_best Shit lawyer -> shit poster -> shit out of luck.

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@farman4x 16^2=256; 256-4=252; 252/12=21

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@5149jamesli Is this a paid for campaign add for Spencer Pratt?

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@KurtSchlichter Both

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@PNWConservative It’s the same everywhere. Sometimes I think the only thing to do is…

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@komonews @monty99117 When it’s done they’ll make a surprise move of their HQ to TN. They are just lying to keep the leaches in Olympia, King County, and Seattle at bay until they can cut bait. Good on them if they do that.

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@NglMaya Harrison.

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@HistorylandHQ On a mission from God.

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@EWess92 @politicalelle

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@bethanyshondark Tell them to stop whining. Nil sine magno vita labore dedit mortalibus.

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@irishspy 1980

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@ohhanxiety Mary

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@toys_retro Game over, man!