Palgolak

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I run UK horror blog @vampiresquidUK //'If Douglas Adams wrote porn' - @enbyandrojonny //Leftist // He/Him.

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

Absolutely insane experience buying a laptop from @AmazonUK. 3 days and 5 failed "delivery attempts" later, it arrived!

Looks like a chopping block and a bottle of Fairy liquid to me. An item that is laptop dimensions and an item for weight? Someone's on the rob!

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

#RishiSunak: "No, you don't understand, I was making a joke that undermines the dignity and safety of ALL trans people, not this specific one who was murdered. Glad to be able to clear that up."

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

Claudia watching from the shadows.

#TheTraitors

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

@TheStanitarium I am simply not having it.

[Mr Demos of Pnyx @gem_ste]

Guy looks like a 1970's West Yorkshire CID Det Sgt that everyone knows runs numerous prostitution & extortion rackets but is protected by the Chief Constable. Was transferred from Greater Manchester Police in 1975 "for unspecified reasons".

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

*drinking merlot from the skull of a deceased homeless person* I nearly died from stress btw

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

When you hear the words "Alestorm" and "chatlog" together, you know you're about to read something pretty fucking horrible.

[Astral Noize @AstralNoize]

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[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

Towing power: NEAR INFINITE
Storage: two thirds of a bicycle.

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

Just a fundamentally unserious vehicle.

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

@HPbutter @kunley_drukpa Little Dark Age - MGMT

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

The Adults Are Back In The Room - We’re Back to the 2010’s

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Waiting with bated breath for the first tabloid "area Nan thinks bonfire night fireworks are Hamas and panic-phones the cops" story to drop

[🦋The Other Happy Place🦋 @otherhappyplace]

i don't really get why Roko's Basilisk is scary, it requires so much faith for it to happen. like its too unlikely. and even if it did exist couldnt someone make another ai that stops the basilisk? here Jessi's Unicorn. it defeats every basilisk. you are safe now

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

@staticbluebat There's a quote on some of Clive Barker's novels from SK:

"Clive Barker is the future of horror fiction!"

Supposedly it was edited down. Full quote was:

"I've not read his work, but for all I know Clive Barker is the future of horror fiction!"

[Palgolak @Squidwrangler]

If only D:ream had a song called "things might not deteriorate quite as aggressively", Labour would be set.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Bad news boys, the American Necrostate has pumped exactly two minutes' worth of light back into the eyes of their Lich King, and he has confusedly and wheezingly declared that the season is right for MORE DEATH

[BeaverMosh @BeaverMosh]

I was holding my two year old daughter on a walk moments ago and for the first time out of nowhere she said,

“If you are a false don’t entry.”

I started to quietly tear up. She couldn’t see my face and I didn’t make a sound, but she said,

“Nuclear drums will crush your brain.”

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Another masterful 5D chess move by Kier Starmer: by not having any concrete policies or positions, the tories are forced to make up policies that he might take, thereby opening them up to being called liars

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is absolutely shameful from Labour.

One of the most extreme speeches from a senior Tory in decades, with the Conservatives veering off to the far right - and Labour refuse to call it out for what it is.

No principle, no leadership, no backbone. Pathetic.