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[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@HughJassrto @found_it_funny If the boy looked like Gio Scotti, could you blame him?

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

@illegalth0t I bet you’re the best orange saleswoman that freeways ever seen

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@martianwyrdlord You have your coffee yet?

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@Vadertime77 @Abomination81 @BruinMMA You're out of touch. 15k for a used truck is cheap now. The market is insane.

Find me some 6k trucks that are reliable and can tow.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@Maplebronut @DeftClay @UziCryptoo They can get the hell out of America.

[Coach Noah Revoy | Arms Dealer For The Soul 🏴‍☠️ @NoahRevoy]

When my oldest son was three, he had recurring bear nightmares.

So he came to me and said, “Dad, could you fight a bear?”

And I said, “Of course I could. Humans fight bears all the time. We kill many, many bears, and very rarely does a bear ever kill a human, so we almost always win.”

“And you are stronger than an average person, Dad, so it would be even easier for you,” Levi said.

And I said in response, “Well, I would hope to have a gun if I were going to fight a bear. But you know, our ancestors did not have guns.

Long, long ago, our ancestors fought and killed bears much bigger than the bears today.

Cave bears.

They were huge and very aggressive, and they lived all over Europe in caves. And that is also where our ancestors liked to live. And they killed these bears with only sticks with a sharp rock at the end.

Can you imagine that?

Now I want you to imagine that you live back in that time, and there is a beautiful, warm cave that you want to sleep in. And it protects us from the winter. But we cannot sleep there because there is a cave bear inside.

So what do we do?

We light a fire at the entrance, and we smoke the bear out. And when the bear comes out of the smoke, you and me and the other men of the tribe stab the bear with our big spears.

But the bear’s fur is so tough that the stabs do not necessarily penetrate. So we have to keep trying together, and we all work as a team, and we fight the bear until we finally get a good stab in.

And it bleeds out and dies.

And now we have beaten the bear.

And we celebrate, and we skin the bear, and we put its skin as a bed in the cave.

And its skull as a trophy of the tribe, to show that we are brave.

Just imagine being part of that.”

Interestingly, shortly after, he stopped having bear nightmares.

You should tell your kids stories, especially ones that are based on reality. Tell your kids about their ancestors’ heroic deeds.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@EuropaWatch_ They handcuffed her. They didn't arrest her. Pretty standard to figure out what happened first, then the handcuffs can come off.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@DeftClay @UziCryptoo My problem with hotels is that I won't pay Indians for anything.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@dissidentwest Terror, Set to Stun, Project 86, Coheed and Cambria, The Fall of Troy, Manowar.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@davey2dope @TheSageRogue @dissidentwest Gay is demonic.

[Lunar Citizen @LunarCitizens]

The torch of Western civilization rises once again at Starbase.
#SpaceX #starship

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@GreenTextRepost I know this man @Josh_HokitUFC .

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@BowTiedYukon @davereaboi The bugman of Asia isn't "people".

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Red state conservatives: “I just want the government to leave us alone, man!”

Blue state conservatives:

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@Son_of_Mars_III When we liberate England, she can keep my bed warm.

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@knuckleshr @Gragagrogog @WeFlyHigh48 @M_Bohemond @Aristos_Revenge So Eldar and Orks speak English? If not, then you're admitting the aliens language is being translated into modern English. They're using their own word for the Imperium of Man, and the author is interpreting it into English as a convenience for the audience.

[D @D4682376527659]

@ShitpostRock Men wield chaos to create order while women wield order to create chaos.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

It came y'all... My 1st wig! Tomorrow I test it on the court. This is my feminine era glow up, did I slay? If y'all don't "yassss queen" you're transphobic. I really don't understand all the hatred, I just want to play some hoops with my fellow ladies. 💅🏽

Royce White for U.S. Senate MN 2026
WNBA #LetHerPlay

[Squire Able @Squire_Able]

@WeFlyHigh48 @M_Bohemond @Aristos_Revenge Every people uses its own language to describe foreigners. I call Japan Japan, not "Nippon".

[PanEuropeanMovement @EuropeanPan]

You can call it "cringe", you can call it "simping", but at the end of the day a bunch of crazy French guys managed to get the attention of the richest man in the world to build a Prometheus-statue at his rocket base to glorify Western Civilisation, and honestly that is just fucking cool.