Squirrel Sez

Uppity, didactic squirrel. I speak & you listen. What more do you need to know?

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Happy St. Paddy's Day! I found the pot of nuts at the end of the rainbow this morning. Time to feast!!!

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Getting ready for the big weekend! Now I need to find that big pot of nuts at the end of the rainbow. #StPaddysDay

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Happy #Ratatoskday to @Ratatosk4!!!

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My favorite athlete! Adrian Squirrel, from the NFL (Nature's Furry Lot), is definitely THE MVP in my book!

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Darn! Missed it again. Yesterday was Squirrel Appreciation Day. I suppose now everyone goes back to taking us for granted? #appreciateme!

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I've been in a self imposed media blackout to work on building up my winter store. Anyone having issues remember this:

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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to all of my critter & human friends. Slow down, enjoy life & have a little fun!

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My God! Look what the humans are doing to us to for their entertainment & amusement!! http://t.co/Q4AgpY7c #travesty

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That's all for now. I will update you with more information as my plan comes together. Squirrel Sez out!

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Be forewarned - if this heist goes badly the consequences are not pleasant. That's why planning is so important.

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Do you have what it takes to become one of the Squirrel Bandits? #squirrelscandoanything

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As a team of smart, well-trained & prepared squirrels, I believe there is nothing we can't do - because, after all, we are squirrels! #oorah

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That is why if we are to pull this heist off it needs planning & a team of well-trained perpetrators to carry it out.

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There are some cats hanging out that I have been told are pretty sneaky & can be on top of you before you know it. Also - traps galore.

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I must give you fair warning. I have heard that the peanut factory has lots of protection we must overcome, the worst being big dumb DOGS.

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My fellow squirrels, chippies & other lovers of the humble Arachis hypogaea, the simple ground nut, the fabulous PEANUT. I ask, who is in?

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Now, if we plan this right, those jumbo bags of peanuts could be ours. ALL OURS!!! The long days of looking for something to eat? DONE!

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I know for a fact the newer place is filled with peanuts. I have proof from a mouse friend of mine. Look at this!

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The last place looks easy to get into, unlike this next place. I believe this place has fresher & more abundant stock.

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I have been researching where the largest amount of peanuts are store at one time. Here is one of these places.