Sciuridae Michigania

I'm a squirrel in Ann Arbor, a town that takes its squirrels seriously. On UM campus, no less. It's a good life. I'll take that peanut from you now good sir.

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@Prettylike9he Did you read the article? What bars are they behind?

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@liorabriella Can’t wait to be told again how women are so emotional and unsteady.

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@_cingraham @IJ it would be an even happier ending if they said they’re reviewing their own procedures so this doesn’t happen to another resident!

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@driver84and26 @JoshPateCFB I assume DYKE stands for Damn You Know Everythingaboutsoftball

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@bobbyberk

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@MarkESienko @MLive Cool, where you gonna live when you lose all you have

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@MaxPaxCat It sounds like you feel predatory lawsuits (where the plaintiff manufacturers harm) are the same as lawsuits which pursue remedies for illegal behavior. Do you feel that way about all discrimination lawsuits, or just ones from women?

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@decathlongs87 @langstonwertzjr The rule might not, but selective enforcement raises questions

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@BCCruser @TechnoTroph @RobertMSterling I am fully sarcastic but I fear the Chinese bot I responded to was in earnest. Anything to sow discord

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@TechnoTroph @RobertMSterling Yes, thank you, only white men can safely operate machinery.

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@JupiterCaptainn Congrats on waking up from your coma! This is old news.

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@HLRacicot @Unseen_Archive I think the conundrum the admin faces is the possibility that one or more Regents would seek to punish the entire university over one professor’s statement.

Angry Regents shouldn’t be a threat to the health & well-being of the institution. But . . . that’s how it seems to be

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@Blyday_ @malika_andrews @WindhorstESPN @mcten The way they talked about all he went through seemed respectful and empathetic to me

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@sanandreafault I’ve been here for 15 years, but I’m not a stupid animal. I’m extremely clever, and handsome to boot

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@jackunheard Somebody’s gotta raise the class level around here

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@JaredC47931 Not sure that’s going to be effective because not every other religion makes members live together in big buildings

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Happy graduation weekend to those of you getting degrees. Don’t forget to come back to visit. Bring peanuts

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@Stan_ntheman @morezjohnsonJr Sure, nothing funnier than yakking it up about sexual violence in prison.

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@Stan_ntheman @morezjohnsonJr Stop monitoring what young people wear

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@CyberneticNewt What if it’s not the use of the word but the lumping together of an entire race and making decisions about each member’s worth without considering anything but skin color. She could’ve had the same rant and used a neutral term for them, and it would still be a massive problem