Sree Teja Varma

I game, skateboard and watch anime.
into/her.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

I'm heartbroken!
Been together for an year and she left to India today to get married😭

Yes! I am the one she's getting married to but still not fair what she did to me!

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

I want no credit, I did not make that up.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

"AI artists", more like "Promptstitutes".

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

My friend's company (a major bank) laid off 300 employees and I see a post on LinkedIn for a job opening for the same role. LinkedIn is a frickin joke.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

I own you, you stupid clothes! You were supposed to look good one me!!Why do you look so much better on her?? Hello? This shits unfair!

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

@sunnxt Why is it that most of the Telugu movies you host don't have subtitles? Telugu cinema is attracting audiences of different languages and it deters a lot of us from taking or continuing your subscriptions.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Well well well, no trespassing needed.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

I'm this 🤏🏻 close to trespassing onto random buildings to find a sick roof top in the middle of the city to chill on.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

In my perception, the passage of time is inversely proportional to distance. Specifically the distance between me and her at any given point of time.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

@ujwalgollapudi With extra cheese👍🏻

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Don't mind me, just acquiring same phone wallpapers.
*proceeds to click hundreds of pictures of her just existing*

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

@praneeth979 Well well well, guess what I did today👀

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Me every time I go anywhere: Ahh fuck should've gotten my skateboard 😩

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Toss me that Crown. I'm no King, but my girl's a Queen and Imma carry that implied royalty with no shame.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Started consuming all my YouTube videos in 1.75x and watching anything at 1x speed feels like slow motion now. Help! I think I bloke my blain.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Never thought I would be simping, yet here we are. Yelp!

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Spoilers for Invincible S3:
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Man, frick Oliver! I really liked the Mauler twins🥲

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

Been stuck at an API thing for 3 days now, the senior devs couldn't figure it out either.

Gave up and decided to let my managers know that it can't be done tomorrow.

Was mindlessly shoveling snow and an idea popped in my head.
Solved it in an hour.
Wtf!

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

@ujwalgollapudi Little fucker barely eats, even if she does she runs more to burn it off.

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

My cat 🤝🏻 Me
- Skinny
-Agile
-Lots of hair
-Likes climbing high places
-Prefers play over food

[Sree Teja Varma @SreeTejaVarma]

As an adult I am disappointed that I don't own a telescope yet.