screaming crying throwing up

vengeful narcissistic fleabag ladybird fails at wordle everyday bitchless aspiring filmbro mitski when she wrote nobody kinda vibe

[har @boygotsleep]

Bombay ke log van mein baithke clock it kar rahe patna ke logo ne van chori kardi bhai

[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[el analista número uno @utopianalien]

amor lo siento si tienes casa sola pero el Papa llamó a la jihad internacional contra las máquinas hablamos en treinta años cuando la coalición biológica sea victoriosa

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

hot take if you’re the couple who lives next door to me it’s fine for you to fight really loudly as long as you enunciate your words really clearly so I can decide for myself who I think is winning

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Thinking about beginning it all

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

When I'm at a movie theater on a weekday: Who the hell are these people going to the movies on a weekday

[Weirdly Wired (Lobotomized) @6drinkamy_]

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

[Ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[💔 @Bean_____1]

Young hoes cook everything on high

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back