Ssenyonjo Edward

I aM PhANeRoO
Born again christian
Apple of God's eye

[Aylah 🦋 @Ayla___h]

A crocodile ambushed this cheetah, but it picked the wrong family! 🐊🐆😱

What happened next was an unforgettable fight for survival.

[Gia Macool @GiaMMacool]

There are a LOT of people on social media right now trying to convince you that we’re all fucked.

The world is ending.

The economy is collapsing.

Marriage don’t work.

Buying a house is stupid.

Having kids is irresponsible.

“Just wait and see” they say.

That isn’t wisdom.

A lot of it is fear-mongering to encourage people to stay stagnant and consume.

And if you consume enough of it every day, you can start believing that the smartest thing you can do with your life is commit to nothing.

“Just have fun.”

That is dangerous.

Because some of the most valuable things in life only pay you back if you stay with them long enough.

I’ve been watching markets and investing for well over three decades.

I’ve watched markets get crushed.

I’ve watched people panic.

I’ve watched people swear that this time is different.

And then I’ve watched things recover.

Again.

And again.

That’s why life experience is so valuable.

It teaches you that cycles are normal.

The market drops.

The market recovers.

Businesses fail.

New ones emerge.

Life gets ugly.
Then it gets better.

Those who withstand the storms have something to show for it in the end.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

That temper. That poverty. That thing that always falls apart at 80% done. The divorces in your bloodline, the rejection, addiction, strife, sickness, fear…, they’re not yours. They’re inherited. Until you understand what demons you're fighting, you waste time fighting in the natural what was assigned in the spirit.

[Julius ssenkandwa @jssenkandwa]

A report was made and handed to the President two weeks after his election. Their interest is in finding out what interested a PhD holder or soon-to-be PhD holder in an LC1 post. Many eyes are on him; one individual has already bought a piece of land to ensure good intel is gathered. @SolomonSerwanjj ka 50/100 kameka sebo?.

[Dr. Sserunjogi Emma @DrSerunjogiEmma]

So I get paid a salary, say 4m ugx and government takes 30% PAYE, my take home is 2.7m ugx.

I decide to buy myself lunch for it's been a long month and government takes VAT 8,000ugx

I choose to fuel my car to go to work, and government chops 2k off every litter. If government had public transport, would make sense.

If I decide to use my salary to buy starlink internet, government takes another 300k ugx.

So how much is my personal take home then???

Taxes are just big Ponzi Schemes in thirdworld countries. At least in first world, I can save on fuel by using public transport, save on car repairs by using good roads, etc.

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 MAITLAND-NILES HAS EQUALIZED IN THE 96TH MINUTE FOR EVERTON! WHAT A FANTASTIC GOAL! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

Everton 2-2 Manchester United.

https://t.co/bi8ldK4nY6

[BAGANDA ON ŤWÌTTER @Bagandatweepsss]

@Pliam_ https://t.co/KKJoXZDUP5

[Melanie Nalubega @Melanieyiga]

As you grow old, you stop chasing the big things and start valuing the little things. Alone time, enough sleep, a good diet, long walks, and quality time with loved ones. Simplicity becomes the ultimate goal.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Men don't chase love. They chase respect. Submission is part of the equation.

You hear women complaining that “when my man had nothing, I took care of him but now he’s got money, he doesn’t care about me.”

Yes, you took care of him but how did you make him feel when he was at zero. Men are treated like a burden when they're broke.

A man will never forget your tone when he was broke. He will never forget how worthless you treated him when he was at rock bottom. How your eyes rolled when he was talking to you. How you refused to answer when he asked a question.

He will tolerate being shouted at and under-looked but that very mistreatment shall re-energise him to work on himself.

A man forgets what you gave him. He never forgets how you looked at him broke. That look becomes fuel.

[Nyaburi 🐝 @Nyaburinyauma]

A friend of mine got divorced and looked like a different person six months later. Down almost 25 pounds. Business finally moving. Dating someone eight years younger. A few of us were having drinks and I asked what changed. Gym? Therapy? Some insane morning routine? He said, “You’re going to hate the answer. I stopped doing one thing I used to do maybe 50 times a day.” Then he named it. I thought he was joking because it sounded like the kind of advice you’d scroll past on Instagram.

[MrEazzy @MrEazi105419]

I've not read this book, but let me quickly share this before I get busy.

My third sister got married while she was in her 2nd year in the university, around 2011.

About a year into her marriage, she hadn't conceived and my mum became worried. She turned it into a prayer point and even started booking Masses for her.

Then one evening, my sister visited home. During our night prayer, my mum started praying for her to conceive when my sister interrupted her.

Guess what?

[Milly Nassolo Kikomeko @Milly_nassolo]

Sis! EKIKA KINO TOKKIRIZA.
1. Atatya Katonda
2. Atawabulwa
3. Ayagala ebintu ne sente okusinga abantu
4. Atawa bazadde bo Kitiibwa
5. Aganza baganda bo
6. Atawummuza bogoya oba omwenzi oba atayisa sikaati
7. Alowooza nti okukuwasa akuyamba buyambi
8. Atasiima yadde
9. Atawangaaza mikwano
10. Owolugono
11. Alowooza nti taligaggawala
12. Atakwagaliza kukulakulana
13. Omubbi
14. Atayawula buvunanyizibwa bwa Maama we n’obwamukyalawe
15. Atalabirira oba okuwerera abaana

[Milly Nassolo Kikomeko @Milly_nassolo]

BRO! EKIKA KINO TUWASANGA!!
1. Atatya Katonda
2. Atenyinyala bukyafu
3. Ayagala sente okusinga abantu
4. Ataswala kujjula mawolu
5. Eyekaanya bazadde bo
6. Akyaawa baganda bo
7. Atasirikira byama
8. Atalina muntu amukomako
9. Nantabuulirirwa
10. Alowooza nti okukola emirimu ewaka wo aba akuyamba.
11. Awolereza abamusigula
12. Atamatira, atakkuta ate nga alina omulugube.
13. Atamanyi muwendo gwa kukola ennyo
14. Akugondera olw’embeera so si olw’ekitiibwa kyo ng’omusajja.
15. Omufumba kafu

[Julio  @arihojulio]

Isn't there anything that can keep that grill safe? I have seen more than 5 Harriers without that grill in a period of a month which means thieves are heavily targeting them 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

My son, when choosing a wife, choose an all-season woman.

Life has summers and storms.

Do not marry a woman who only knows how to love you in summer.

Be blessed.

[Chioma 🇺🇬 @Chiomabtq]

Mobile money Agents are being scammed and they don’t know. A customer comes to make a transaction and pretends to be on a call, so the agent gives the customer his phone to put his number. Instead of putting the number, the customer will instead go to the phone book and save his number in the agent’s phone as MTNMobMoney.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Rihanna being richer than her man but still adoring, respecting, and happily following his lead is everything modern feminists keep insisting can’t exist. That’s exactly why they are triggered.

[Felix Kitaka @TheMutambuze]

My son, before you choose her, study the home that raised her.

The apple rarely falls far from the tree.

Be blessed.

[GodwinM @MGodwinR]

In Uganda 🇺🇬 everything is upside down ! 💀
This video shows an Ugandan man on handcuffs due to allegations of damage of brand of a popular Ugandan cement producer @TororoCement : All their cement bags weighed between 40. -42. Something kgs on random sampling off newly offloaded bags, non was at 50kgs as required: This is a BIG danger to the Ugandan lives, this is the reason buildings collapse on expenses of innocent lives due to miscalculations of building materials after using such brands , this is stealing of ~ 10kg each time a bag is bought, exorbitantly stealing billions of money from poor Ugandans paying for such substandard products! Such factories should not have space in Uganda!

Who clears these companies?
@UNBSug @EngJamesKasigwa @mtic_uganda @UGANAS_25
@UNDAuthority @LynetteBagonza @EIyamulemye @KagutaMuseveni
@STanna444 @FrankTumwebazek
@JaneRuth_Aceng @mkainerugaba @dbahati

#EXPOSETHECORRUOT

[David Sejusa, DM. @sejudav]

I'm extremely pleased she is here(not exiled) and telling her owm story. Like i had written earlier(can access my earlier post on her case), I'm pleased that the Appointing Authority(President) has that deep IDEOLOGICAL GROUNDING not to be swayed by populist jagon which always fly around when one is most vulnerable!