Sebastian Corporatefield

Contrarian. No women, no children. No idols. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

Growing up in end times apocalyptic Christian ideology, while also an avid ingester of all forms of dystopian sci-fi, I always wondered under what pretense, or what unified flag or sigil a deceptive New World Order would spread. I'm in awe to finally see it in person.

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

In the Chinese Hell of Week-long Corporate Team Dinners

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

What are Ms. Irn Bru, Sourdough, & the other asshole from Unherd saying now?

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

Well there it is, remember the people who took his side over the terrified child he assaulted. I do.

https://t.co/mcV4gsPg7M

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@lascapigliata8 Ill check it out

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Only 90 days for this "inappropriate attachment" to a 16 year old 🙄

https://t.co/AdrKbiJsTZ

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@lascapigliata8 Haven't seen that one

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@NotMaryAnnObv @David__Osland Leftists rules for rioting & burning shit down are weird

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@TheCriticalDri2 Was it super grey and shiny like War of the Worlds?

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

Everyone of you should be learning basic self-defense right now

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@lascapigliata8 @KateriSeraphina Yup

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@lascapigliata8 @KateriSeraphina 👀

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@NotMaryAnnObv Exactly

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

Anyone else keep feeling like they heard a candy bar stabbed someone in the heart

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@YessirskiownsU Meanwhile, how do you Europeans really eat all this....before getting beheaded?

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@preta_6 Bad at it

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@StoicConsultant 👀

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

Ok, after impromptu presentation today, may know what job is soon. Looks promising

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@NotMaryAnnObv @NapoleonBonabot 👀

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@HollyBriden @MrAndyNgo He saved all year for those balloons

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

Now knee-deep in the Lovage

[Sebastian Corporatefield @St8ingObvious]

@IsaacHayes3 @Deplorable2069 Oh shut the fuck up