Dominic👯‍♀️

UH 25’🐾♥️

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Ohhh look at me I'm New York City. I have an awesome basketball team with likeable players and a mayor that cares about making life better for every citizen man fuck you

[Guin @yoitsguin]

NBA finals fun as hell when the games don’t feature teams you fucking hate

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[Aaron West @oeste]

world cup preparation in the US is so funny. the concept of mo salah and the egyptian national team in cleveland, ohio is ridiculous to me.

[J. @JosipFCB93]

Lamine EUROs campaign at the age of 16 is better than any international tournament Ronaldo ever produced btw.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

We are officially in World Cup month. Please leave your xG charts, pressing percentages, and defensive metrics in the club season. International tournament football is strictly decided by pure vibes, individual brilliance, tactical survival, and a random goalkeeper turning into prime Lev Yashin for two weeks. Enjoy the entertainment and put the spreadsheets away.

[Jiz @Jiz]

Not a single israel flag, hes the new Michael Jackson

[Jakuri | #Tenoi @Jakuri_0]

Since FIFA said they'd be in touch about making this official, I just gotta say that I really couldn't think of anyone better to represent the World Cup than the guy who's spent the last three years promoting and learning the world's cultures and breaking stereotypes around them

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Dave Hale - Concerned Republican @CountryFirstRep]

It is legitimately a tragedy that the 250th anniversary of this country's birth will be presided over by a president who is EVERYTHING the founders warned us against -- a partisan demagogue who fundamentally loathes the separation of powers and denies election results he dislikes

[Jdawg🐶 @467Doggo]

Persona 6 taking place in 2027 could mean tuntuntung sahur could be a persona

[D 丹尼 利澤 @_DanielRz_]

It was this moment when Yordan Alvarez became a better hitter than Aaron Judge.

[alex 🐝 @oscgoat]

becoming mayor to make aurafarming tweets for your favourite sports team is actually the realest shit a politician has ever done

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me not opening my bank app after spending too much money on Bullshit

[🎃🦇💀skeletal victorian orphan💀🦇🎃 @SoftVictorian7]

Straight up Texas did not have winter last year

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

Knicks going to the finals will be the first real test for Mamdani’s administration

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

What kind of shitty country would deny student loan forgiveness but give January 6th rioters forgiveness and pay them $1.8 billion?