Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq.

J. 'Meownos; Forbes 30 over .30, biglaw lawyer etc.

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

They pass out this survey after you get sworn in as an attorney.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Barney Frank looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before Congress. Very very disrespectful.

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

@ChoporDieTrying @iJordanMoore Braves v. New York Mets or rather the "John Rocker Classic".

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

*Driving up a hill in San Francisco*

Wow this is just like One Battle After Another

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Isn't it a little early to start smoking?

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Truly a noble profession:

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

You see. This is why the smart thing to do is to work through most of the holidays then take off immediately thereafter: everyone is on vacation so little comes in, then you leave when there are enough people to cover. Easy way to make a 2.5-3 week vacation for the price of one.

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

Today is a top down-bad day for the normies.

“Sunday Scaries.”

Back to work tomorrow.
Talking about “locking in” again.
Up 5–10 lbs from the last few weeks.
Alarm clocks getting set for the first time in a while.

Here’s the part they don’t get:
you don’t have to live this loop forever.

This life is optional if you actually wake up…

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

Hate this time of year when all of the new transplants flood into the city.

[保護猫たんぽぽと虹の橋の柴犬アンちゃん @oishiitakuan1]

連休中はゴミの日忘れがち！

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

The week between Christmas and New Year's is like "Welcome to the Channel 43 broadcast of an American tradition, the '1-800-Fat-Vape bowl.'"

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

https://t.co/csG7DT4rWw

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

@autoadmitdotcom Don't you have to article for a year before admission in Canada?

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

I realized that corporate lawyers get paid insane amounts of money for doing things that a 5th grader could do.

[Afolabi Sokeye 🧱 @SokeyeA]

What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?

[Charles Murray @charlesmurray]

Really?

[abby @lovesicknoon]

just going to bring this back

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

The photo captures the essence of my 20's.

[0x45 @0x45o]

can yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

"My Gay Husband Won't Stop Fucking My Pussy?!?"

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Samantha Wynn Greenstone knows her husband is gay. Yet they’ve been in a committed monogamous relationship for nearly 10 years.

They’re not alone. A new crop of couples are openly speaking about their mixed-orientation marriages, divorced from sexual attraction but not love. https://t.co/psY5gDVDkM

[frostyflip (follow my alt...) @thefrostyflip]

ive been filled

[Flavortown Land Acknowledgement, Esq. @StIdesHighDives]

I wouldn't say every day but I would say about 1/3 of it, at minimum.

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

I miss college so bad because this is literally what every day was

[Elizabeth Holmes @ElizabethHolmes]

Missing Wills today more than ever.
865 Days of missing him.